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  • 25 August, 2008 at 12:55 pm #366401

    Esmeralda

    @bon bon wrote:

    Is it Losing My Religion Phone call or
    Girlfriend in a Coma Text message

    :shock:

    It’s Michael (aye..Mohinder more like) from Mumbai wanting to know if he can be of any service. In regards to what I’m not sure as I had just swallowed some lime juice and there was a distinct schlurpin’ on the line. Or perhaps that was Mohin..er Michael gargling.

    25 August, 2008 at 12:57 pm #366402

    cath 55

    @toybulldog wrote:

    @bon bon wrote:

    I’ve just had a thought…
    I’ve been excommunicated (Something was originally HERE)just for toybulldog

    now everyone’s just picking on poor me and it’s not fair and I may cry but will probably pull myself together somehow and get through this

    xx

    awwwwww poor puppy

    25 August, 2008 at 1:13 pm #366403

    PATS

    f sumone swallowed my moby they would get
    bowies sound and vision ….call

    and a very rude man shouting…..incoming to.sser….when i got a text. 8)

    25 August, 2008 at 1:14 pm #366404

    rubyred

    @pats wrote:

    f sumone swallowed my moby they would get
    bowies sound and vision ….call

    and a very rude man shouting…..incoming to.sser….when i got a text. 8)

    well i aint texting YOU again ya ungrateful yorkie swine . !

    25 August, 2008 at 1:16 pm #366405

    PATS

    @rubyred wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    f sumone swallowed my moby they would get
    bowies sound and vision ….call

    and a very rude man shouting…..incoming to.sser….when i got a text. 8)

    well i aint texting YOU again ya ungrateful yorkie swine . !

    i love it rubes.specially in a crowded shop or at thhe checkout in tescos. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    25 August, 2008 at 1:17 pm #366406

    rubyred

    /hurumph..

    25 August, 2008 at 1:17 pm #366407

    PATS

    titters like mad at text from rubes………… :lol: :lol:

    25 August, 2008 at 3:14 pm #366408

    Pete

    @pats wrote:

    f sumone swallowed my moby they would get
    bowies sound and vision ….call

    and a very rude man shouting…..incoming to.sser….when i got a text. 8)

    or when having a blood test and your ringtone is set to “You can stick that fucking phone up ya fucking arse
    :oops:

    26 August, 2008 at 6:30 am #366409

    bon bon

    found
    one mobile phone and 2 packets of soggy rancid chocolate eclairs
    lost
    one mobile phone
    I put it somewhere safe
    its somewhere in this soddin house but don’t ask me where I’ve put it!

    On average I get 2 phone calls a day because I am so popular
    so i could be waiting a long time to hear Michael singing to me

    My new ringtone is going to be…

    Help, I am lost
    I live at 10 Downing Street,
    Please return me to my rightful owner

    26 August, 2008 at 6:33 am #366410

    Pete

    200 % more than i get :cry:

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