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    anc

    Grrrrrrrr – how come men know where the dish-washer is, leave their dirty cups etc on the surface above it?! On the very odd occasion might even open it if they need something (you can tell as the light goes off!), take whatever it is out, but don’t empty it?!!!!! :evil: :lol:

    #454221

    …………………………… are pigs!

    #454222

    anc

    Also, why can’t socks be put NOT inside out in the laundry basket – let alone reach it! :lol:

    #454223

    @anc wrote:

    Also, why can’t socks be put NOT inside out in the laundry basket – let alone reach it! :lol:

    why does it matter if :? they inside out when you wash them

    #454224

    Serves you right. . . . Try getting yourself a decent man !

    #454225

    The washing machine door didn’t open after the wash. We discussed this calamitous event and I advised waiting for a bit with my wise face on which always temporarily convinces. She goes out and calls me later, while I’m watching the match, ( !!! ) – will underline that bit later . . . . . . saying ‘will I hang it out on the radiators ? ‘ . . . . . ‘Of course my cherished xx’.

    We’re 2-0 up so I can spare a few seconds.

    The door decides to open. Hoo-bloody-rah. I take out a load of dripping wet washing which isn’t supposed to be this wet. The smaller items get acquainted with the central heating system, but alas the larger ones don’t appear with armbands or webbed feet like the Man From Atlantis. I’m a bloke playing Tour of Domestic Duty and thinking hard now.

    I’ll try another spin, hope it’s finished before she gets back, miss all the post match analysis of course, get it half-dry and hope against hope that I’ve done the right thing.
    And ignore the inevitable nagging feelings that I’ve cocked up again by being male.

    Some hope

    #454226

    . . . . . . . . while I’m watching the match ( !!! )

    #454227

    anc

    lmao – not sure my other half knows how to open the washing machine, let alone put it on a spin! The footie is on too, he is snoring – now work that one out!

    Snoring – there is my next point – how can men watch the footie, snore, but when you creep towards the remote they are BANG awake!!! rofl :lol:

    #454228

    @anc wrote:

    lmao – not sure my other half knows how to open the washing machine, let alone put it on a spin! The footie is on too, he is snoring – now work that one out!

    Snoring – there is my next point – how can men watch the footie, snore, but when you creep towards the remote they are BANG awake!!! rofl :lol:

    he is either over worked so deserves a rest
    or you nag so much he pretends to be asleep to get some peace :wink:

    #454229

    anc

    @thin ice wrote:

    @anc wrote:

    lmao – not sure my other half knows how to open the washing machine, let alone put it on a spin! The footie is on too, he is snoring – now work that one out!

    Snoring – there is my next point – how can men watch the footie, snore, but when you creep towards the remote they are BANG awake!!! rofl :lol:

    he is either over worked so deserves a rest
    or you nag so much he pretends to be asleep to get some peace :wink:

    Shame you can’t do the same then innit! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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