Paddy’s first day!

Paddy arrives on the building site for his first time.

“Right Paddy” says the foreman. “I am going to issue you with ya health and safety gear. Firstly, your boots. I have written an L on the left boot and an R on the right boot so ya know which feet they go on, OK?”

“Tanks alot mate” said Paddy.

“Now ya gloves, again I have written L on the left glove and R on the right glove so ya know which hands to put them on” said the foreman.

“Ya too kind so ya are” said Paddy.

“Finally,” said the foreman, “ya hard hat, very important… I have put a B on the back and an F on the front so ya know which way round it goes, OK Paddy?”

“Thats fine,” said Paddy. “But ya know, all this L and R and B and F” …. …. …. …. “I always wondered why me missus had C&A in her knickers!”