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Mister Q do i know you as chatters there is a few
Hello thanks for your post and your content
Maybe you popped down for heaven god sent
Hope you’re feeling good and having a nice day
Give me a call maybe sometime we can go out and play
Bragging all day he had popped off his folks
Awww so upset he broke his bmx spokes
Saying he let their handbrake off pushing them over a cliff
Could be just getting on a bit feeling old his hair in a quiff
His poor dog was feeling hungry so ran off and left him
Never types a full coherent sentence making him look ever so dim
He mocked some poor mother because her daughter was terminally ill
Met a girl from here who could be his brother Supporting him like a chill
A total disgrace to her profession letting him mock the same people she looks after
Both being the thickest on the net so hard to pick which one is dafter
He must feel so much self hate posting his own number to find a mate
Face all inflated bruised and battered no self respect she sets up a date
So when they meet up he pulls her hair does what he likes has no flare
In life they have failed full of despair Lonely and lost and just don’t care
The ashtray seems to have so much life watching her pain and her strife
Worms and spiders they are rife maybe when their watching they need a knife
Now she has been thumped hair pulled bruised and battered and dumped
When she breaths it’s like she pumped hair scattered feeling confused and bumped
This one has baggage and bags under her eyes trying to get back someone we despise
So now he’s moved on we all need no more lies he needs to tell her so she cries
Then when she gets him out of her tiny mind a new chat love she may find
Yes i know the way she is they won’t be kind But ask me if i would even mind
Yes he is a deceitful and a cheat just treats girls like a peace of meat
His demons he needs to defeat hope his new girlfriend don’t smell his feet
i am justnothing, i might be dumb i might be mental, but at least i still have my paper and pencil, so i can write down who is more foolish and or mental.
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:heart::angel:JUSTNOTHING:angel::heart:
Justnothing is a great bloke with a big heart and is my special friend
He is so handsome and smart stopped me going around the bend
Went out of his way just to make me feel welcome and feel okay
In my heart i’m sure he will stay until i’m old and going so grey
Wished we could meet up to go out and play now that would be a great day
He loves to cook chips i wish him all the best the best chatter here no contest
He has great hips better than the rest he was so nice never asked to see my chest
Such a shexy bloke he is so fit he don’t smoke and makes me smile more than a bit
He Don’t drink alcohol and he don’t skit maybe if he new i loved he would flit
Getting the max on machines at the gym makes him motivated and not dim
Maybe the pic he showed me with his hair trim one should really get married to him
Their was a guy who joined here
As i watched the morons appear
I’m sure i tried to warn him
As he was funny but not dim
Ever so charismatic and sane
Hope his brain ain’t decaying
Gad suffer warns the girls away
Stamina and will makes him stay
Now he’s won the girls hearts
His haters heads falling aparts
Spouting out thee old bull
Is he from Ipswich or from hull
He whips him so good funny to see
Maybe he’s just right for lovely me
Hello guys my name is Donna and i’m not dim
Yes that’s right i workout and go to the gym
To right i like diamond rings i’m so flash
Don’t like dings who flash the cash
My body all lush and suntanned
Don’t need a skint man sounds so bland
My car is pink so shiny love her so
Own my own house so smart i no
All the boys try to catch my attention
Oh i’m gorgeous did i mention
Own my own business makes me so rich
Yes you guessed i’m a
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Some guest keeps asking me to pm thought okay so asked them when
No reply so i popped into see they said look don’t tell on me
Been naughty and had to flee then asked don’t click the block key
Morg is my name i have no shame i’m always the one that they blame
They have no game said his names graham would i be his dame
I said slow down what is wrong shall i sing you a song ding dong
He replied i’m no clown i’m no dong and no i don’t want a bliddy song
As he went on he was charismatic saying iv’e been instigated as a chat brute
Sounded so sophisticated and i investigated and found out he was very acute
Our love bloomed like a summer flower as we chatted for nearly an hour
Then he asked if he could take me for a drink so i gave it a little think
But he had been booted before i could blink will he ever come back from the brink
So as the man of my dreams seems to have gone forever
Will he ever come back oh flick it i’m a lady of leisure
Feeling lonely lost and scared empty inside and out his head
Wanting to go back to his bed so empty inside and in the shed
Lost everything and everyone that was close to his heart
Decided it’s time just to fall apart his life in pain what a start
Feeling angry and alone maybe he just wants a lethal injection
Cold and hard like a stone just wanting some affection
Jumped on a midnight train no direction no destination
Went to the local got smashed and had a small celebration
Yes he’s backward and very slow Scared to go to the bookies in the snow
Now he types to himself i \o/ win destroyed
Filling his under crackers as his lost bets are void
Empty pockets not a pot to pee in
Nothing to eat and getting thin
First cage fight got smashed up
Ruined his career can’t drink out a cup
Yes all broke can not even light a lighter
Yes he lost his first fight as a cage fighter
Yes empty pockets saying i \o/win as his losing bets are void
This seems to be when he types i \o/ win and then destroyed
So plays on the exchanges exchanging his cash for fresh air
Then comes on here in total despair yup that’s right pulling out his hair
He made William hills go bust just through his gambling lust
Not a pot to pee in just trying to earn a little wee crust
Closed down ladbrokes as he is the pro gambler
and also bet fred as he is a horse poop rambler
Shouting destroyed and i \o/ win yes that’s right he is a drip
He destroys himself as no one replies ha that’s right he needs a kip
So spending 24 hours on here makes his bedsit look like a pigsty
Says he wins on the horses maybe he’s had to many pills and he’s high
He sends threatening vocaroos so vile and disgusting that made us spew
Just to the women from the loo maybe his heads in the clouds land cuckooo
When he first come here start typing loopholes in a vile law
So now we have all blocked him as he makes our heads feel sore
Seems like a nervous ship wreck all he types is they are trolls who gives a heck
Schoolboy tactic calling others trolls when he’s a trolls moll on a lower deck
In their vocaroos he laughed and laughed and laughed sounded like he was a wreck
A few female chatters have not returned whats he done to them are the burned
He keeps saying block them guys Yes that’s his disguise but we now have learned
Keeps saying he has them hid them i did bury or is he just desperate to pop his cherry
One has to think his brain fuddled in a hurry sprinting to the bookies for his £1 off Kerry
Types to himself he’s having beans on toast that he is richer than most
When will he see we know its a lie a feeble boast maybe he needs to eat a roast
But as his pockets are empty and have a big hole
He types to himself and scrounges of the dole
This probably isn’t the right time…but Sceppers always slagged off my rhyme……now he’s just doing a like..Is his name really Mike?
I made up the name Mike to rhyme with like…….so as you can see must be time for sceppers tea…LOL
LOL was not part of my original rhyme but as one can tell i always LOL at the right time…..
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