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Paul newman is a hustler not as good as the nineballstar
He can only pot 8 balls But potting 9 balls is better by far
nineballstars fans cheer with thee applause from the crowd
This guy loves beat box headphones playing them very loud
His is a genius with computers and has a perfect set up
Just the way he likes it even with a mat for his cup
He is so loving generous and kind worked for oxfam
Did not even ask for a penny just made his computer glam
Oh boy he watched the pennies saving for two pints and a kebab
Wheterspoons and the pool matches and even enough for a cab
He loves his father so much he puts him on a pedestal
Father also loves him too but moved in with a girl called Val
The woman is so selfish she keeps him to herself
Leaving the no 1 pool star upset upon a shelf
He never says anything malicious and is a charming guy
I’m sure he loves mizzy but windy is the sparkle in his eye
He has a number one haircut just like his nineball game
he has a lovely smile and always wins the pool frame
What A Great Guy Fantastic Contributor To Justchat
Wobbly jaw and insane looking in the mirror feels such pain Knobbly knees and greying she’s stuck at home once again Says to a geordie lass she has a spray tan picking on her for a ban On her fat bum slerping and burping her super strength can Bi polar boyfriend reported to the police for ringing her job Needs chat deported for being such a aggressive dweeby slob With no jobs and on benefits maybe they are miserable twits What beats me she has no job grey milk bottle tan fat looking slobby The silly docile blob the others brown and tanned needs a new hobby Jealousy decaying her rotten veins would also have a job if she had brains Looks like a spitting image puppet called Gretel her hair scatty just won’t settle So mocking someone with a suntan and a job when shes pale white and a fat slob Instead of ranting clean the scruffy house what a mess and watch that mouse Take the kids to the park fresh air exercise a bite to eat maybe a grouse He’s been investigated by the police poor geordie lass in her fleece When yous are arrested your family took away she will get peace
Just because she has a job
All you have is bi polar slob Home alone full of strife Wont marry him you need a knife Controlling slob who needs a hobby Reads her messages feeling blobby See why you won’t marry him Soon padded up with uncle jim Waifs in care feeling loved Wobbly jaws all love doved 1 member liked this post.
The little boy from Ireland who is so skinny not a brute
Cant iron clean or cook lives with mummy not so cute
Flirts with all the boys so shy with the girls
Sounds like a savaloy must like wearing pearls
Could not keep up with his ex
His pigeon chest he does flex
Keeps getting invited to geordieland
Off a nice girl who wants to hold his hand
He keeps letting her down is he spicy or is he a clown
She is so tanned n brown long and lush without a frown
Hey Sceppers…….what’s your verdict on rhyme? not the time? doesn’t fit your class? perhaps you ought to shove….snow off the grass….LMAO
Is she nice or is she your arch enemy
Maybe think thrice as she’s a revolutionary
Trolls moll or a trolls plaything
Maybe a doll with a sting
When she logs on she’s in your pm
Checking you just for them
always being nosey or is she just acting dosey
Just having a posey having a chat and feeling cosy
One again she seems to pounce give her pound she takes an ounce
Back from pm she does announce what they said ready to jounce
She seems nice and very smart or is she just a tart
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33 stone smokes to much weed maybe his pains just need freed
Broke his thingy has no seed ends his days for to breed
Has two faces smells of manure when he types we endure
For been so sly and obscure should be put on a skewer
Drinks his special brew can his pants fall down needing braces
Lives with his gran and cannot tie his own shoelaces
Talks about people behind their back they log on he says hi
Maybe he just needs a good crack yes so crafty and so sly
He is a chat lifer never logs out for being so sly needs a clout
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there is just no stopping UNDE, it wud be good to have motivation….
quite an impressive number of poems.
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