Rich man/Poor man

A rich man turns to his not so wealthy friend and says,

“Its my wifes Birthday tommorow and i’ve bought her a brand new Mercedes SL500 and a £9,000 diamond ring”

“Why both?” asked the poor friend.

“Well, if she gets bored of the car she can wear the ring, if she doesn’t like the ring, then she’s got the car” bragged the rich man.

“Well it’s my wifes Birthday next week” said the poor man, “And i’m gonna buy her a pair of slippers and a dildo”.

“Slippers and a dildo!!??” exclaimed the rich man.

“Yeah,” said the poor man, “If she don’t like the slippers, she can go **** herself!”