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    How many people have you come across in life where no matter what you say to them they try to outdo you.

    We have a lady at work whom i shall call Lynne whos been everywhere, done everything, met everyone.We joke about her saying Neil Armstrongs first words when he landed on the moon were “hello Lynne what you doing here”.

    Now you have to have a good memory to be a good liar as she tells us she lives in this big cottage miles away from anyone.The next week she tells us her dogs have to be kept inside as they bark at the kids next door. :?

    Do these people think they impress us with their stories, certainly not me.

    #516425

    Ha ha…. great title CS…..

    I have a friend who has always had a worse illness than anyone else…. also in her handbag is every (legal) drug known to man…. she has remedies for everything. We once went on holiday with them and were stopped at security because of they couldnt believe all the medications she was taking with her….. a nightmare she is :D

    #516426

    acs we have someone like that at work…….she also shouts you down to make sure she gets to say everything in her tiny pee brain and she interrupts you all the time as she’s really not that interested in your point of view…….i don’t bother talking when she’s around now …….my cue for a day dream :D

    #516427

    great thread acs
    i do actually know a woman called lynne
    who is a lying gobshyte
    but back to thread
    some of my pet hates are
    wherever ive been in the world
    (i was in the merchant navy for 6 years)
    theres always that someone, whos been a mile further than you.

    when your in a pub and cracking jokes round a table
    theres always somebody that never laughs
    but as soon as you finish your punchline,there straight in with theirs

    people who never listen,but pretend they do
    oh ive done that,oh ive been there etc

    i better stop here,or i will be in danger of becoming one of these said persons
    and monopolise your thread :D

    #516428

    We used to call them toppers, had to top everything that you said.

    I remember telling one topper that they’d been cleaning up a river close by me and that it was disgraceful what was coming out, that within an hour they had pulled out umpteen car tyres, a tractor tyre, 9 supermarket trolleys and it wasn’t as if we even had a supermarket less than a 15 minute drive away! Her reply? Oh that’s nothing, when they cleaned up the river near us they pulled out 3 BMWs, one brand new, a Merc and 4 other cars PLUS a Harley Davidson…and on she went, blissfully unaware that everyone around her was stifling laughter :lol:

    And another time, several of the women were talking about their husband’s vasectomies and whether they’d had stitches and if so, how many. One lady was quiet, listened to the others, then said “My Tony had a terrible time with his vasectomy, he had to have 27 stiches”…cue hushed silence until someone said “Jeeeeeeesus, how big are his balls?” :lol:

    #516429

    :D :D :D :D :D

    #516430

    you sure thats toppers with a p jen :D

    #516431

    lol I think so… :oops:

    #516432

    Tom

    lmfao.

    people like us that don’t take people seriously or act like they give our lives purpose like you just generally accept that people make stuff up lol? i genuinely laugh my f’in head off when you daft gullible twits are so surprised that………… some people make stuff up imao!

    cept me ofc..irl i reali canot speek anglish luyk i canot evan spel lulz wot a unedited twst iaream imoa!!! n JSYEZZ..IDU N01 G0 ‘HRHRHHRHR’…IRL I JUZ SEY ‘LOL’ LYK I D0 IRL IMAO!

    Oh wow, hello. I can speak English after all. Sometimes I just make the conscience decision when I wish to portray myself as a condescending judgemental bigot if I wish to get a bite, which I haven’t done for years lol considering I’m 28 now not 16… or when I wish to portray myself as the same dumb level as the rest of the room has chosen the appropriate level to portray.

    How weird is that? It’s almost as if being angry and pretending I’m physically beating someone to a brutal death… even though they’re just text on a screen. I do suffer from psychiatric problems, sure. But I’ve never had the full blown paranoid delusional hallucinations like most of you JCers!

    I like how some of you say.. “I win!” after typing a generic insult that hasn’t even offended anyone therefore pay it no attention… lol?!

    Hei uu…..yehgh..yUU….fil IMAU !I!i!i 0000MJ,ZU 0|/|N3d

    …u no threttan me y3t u n0 of3nded bi me..they’refour eyiiie na000ew h8iheight JEYUW..i win by3 *bluck*

    WOW lmfoa it was like I literally just jumped into the personaly of the real online characters of the typical generic JC “trols” in F1..lololololol!” (how u can clame 2b3 a trol..y2tt..d0nut pozez daaah ineretteligananyootence reckwired 20f3nd pelz bi typin wurz 1nawey pplz canut underpants..underwear…undergroud..linshooray imoa..i bsck trul inn whrLrd imopa!

    #516433

    @tom wrote:

    lmfao.

    people like us that don’t take people seriously or act like they give our lives purpose like you just generally accept that people make stuff up lol? i genuinely laugh my f’in head off when you daft gullible twits are so surprised that………… some people make stuff up imao!

    cept me ofc..irl i reali canot speek anglish luyk i canot evan spel lulz wot a unedited twst iaream imoa!!! n JSYEZZ..IDU N01 G0 ‘HRHRHHRHR’…IRL I JUZ SEY ‘LOL’ LYK I D0 IRL IMAO!

    Oh wow, hello. I can speak English after all. Sometimes I just make the conscience decision when I wish to portray myself as a condescending judgemental bigot if I wish to get a bite, which I haven’t done for years lol considering I’m 28 now not 16… or when I wish to portray myself as the same dumb level as the rest of the room has chosen the appropriate level to portray.

    How weird is that? It’s almost as if being angry and pretending I’m physically beating someone to a brutal death… even though they’re just text on a screen. I do suffer from psychiatric problems, sure. But I’ve never had the full blown paranoid delusional hallucinations like most of you JCers!

    I like how some of you say.. “I win!” after typing a generic insult that hasn’t even offended anyone therefore pay it no attention… lol?!

    Hei uu…..yehgh..yUU….fil IMAU !I!i!i 0000MJ,ZU 0|/|N3d

    …u no threttan me y3t u n0 of3nded bi me..they’refour eyiiie na000ew h8iheight JEYUW..i win by3 *bluck*

    WOW lmfoa it was like I literally just jumped into the personaly of the real online characters of the typical generic JC “trols” in F1..lololololol!” (how u can clame 2b3 a trol..y2tt..d0nut pozez daaah ineretteligananyootence reckwired 20f3nd pelz bi typin wurz 1nawey pplz canut underpants..underwear…undergroud..linshooray imoa..i bsck trul inn whrLrd imopa!

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