19 October, 2021 at 3:13 am #1142246
oh hello hiya welcome to the joke thread
so im giving this one yeh over the kitchen table when we heard , firstthe front door open
she says”its my husband..quick use my back door,,,,yanno thinking back i should of legged it,,,,but invites like that dont come along every day
i tell you what my local pubs getting a bit rough first question in the pub quiz tonight was what the fck are you looking at?
oh come on lets all have a bit of sympathy for katie price bless her having to take drugs and drink and drive over this difficult time it must have been tough not being able to get diesel for her vibrator.
is the door that way>>>>>>>>>>>>>. ok hat coat19 October, 2021 at 12:34 pm #1142247
my obese parrot died last night its sad but at least its a weight off my shoulders..
just when i thought things were going well ive recently opened a shop selling uncaged birds they are flying off the shelves.21 October, 2021 at 7:13 am #114225821 October, 2021 at 10:58 am #1142270
lol hey a young lad asks his dad”why is my sister called teresa?
dad”” ah well your mum loves easter very much and its an anagram”
young lad “ok cheers dad”
dad “np alan”
its ok i know where the door is.21 October, 2021 at 11:00 am #1142271
no alan was hurt in this thread8 November, 2021 at 6:01 pm #1142530
Why are men like nappies
They’re usually full of shit but thankfully disposable hahaha