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    first of all this is a thread inspired by two things ive recently read in here
    one was the out of the mouth of babes,think that is on the joke page
    i.e LD telling us a little kid asked her about coleslaw
    and he said my brothers got one of them on his lip lol
    I used to read those captions in the daily mail
    but cant read them anymore as I refuse to read the daily fail
    but I digress
    the other thing that made me laugh was skeps comment,about marty 43,if he does it again,i will give him something to flounce for
    I seriously did lol
    reminded me of my mam saying,stop crying or I will give you something to cry for
    she isn’t a bad mam its just what they say,makes me laugh
    anyway ive forgiven her for saying that now
    hey a years a long time ago :D
    anybody got any other motherisms?

    #520479

    “you take the water for granted until the well runs dry”

    sorry, that’s not funny. It was my mother quoting her mother, and it was about mothers dying.

    Now I know what she meant.

    #520480

    fgs skep,i was being light hearted

    #520481

    I did say sorry, cosy…

    esp as this is a potentially great thread, and now I’ve spoiled it Sad

    it’s just the first thing that comes to mind these past few years when asked to remember things my mother said…

    right er…”get your fingers out of that cake mix or you won’t have any fingers left!” :?

    #520482

    lol i wouldnt go as far as saying a great thread
    but
    what about this classic?
    dont come running to me,if you break your legs :P

    #520483

    mum: there are starving kids in Africa would love to have that food that you’re wasting.
    me: well send it to them then

    said often when she had made a lamb stew which I hated at the time…would love to have a bowl of her lamb stew now…with a hunk of crusty bread and butter mmm mmmmm *drools*

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