True story..queuing at a till in Tescos

@ironduke wrote:

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco
and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog?

On impulse, I told her that no,
I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in hospital last time,
but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward
with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and I.V. drips in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets
and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue
was by now enthralled with my story,
particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked
if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned?
I told her no,
it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack
he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

How stupid can some people be……….
why else would I buy dog food??

:shock:

* puts down the cats munchies *