AbitofMary_J

@bon bon wrote:

Mary
I thought all she wanted me to do was go round, let em out and feed em so I said yes.
The next thing she said was
*and can you put one in your kitchen and one in your living room overnight ‘cos otherwise they wont settle*
ffs

All my windows and doors are wide open

id point blank refused get sum cleaners in and charge it to…[Read more]

@*Sian wrote:

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The Autumn Years

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omg lol sian i almost puked there lol

@bon bon wrote:

Today I am going to prepare a space for my new dishwasher (my treat to me)
which is being delivered tomorrow
Then I shall clean the house and remove all traces of dog
Then I shall be working till 11pm

Sunday I shall be gardening and enjoying my day off in between gazing lovingly at my dishwasher and wishing I could get hold of a…

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@sunny wrote:

8-[ When was it have i missed it there wernt a time and date on it so i dant no when it was

And toy you wasnt asleep you was in me bed wide awake lol 8)

ur a SCAB SUNNY like afew o us as i didnae know when or what time it twas either… so fae 1 scab to another morninnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lol

i thought it wiZ GHD ur on aboot lol well if any1 asked me to look after dugs, cats or anthing that moves be BIG HUGE FLAT NOOOOOO, allergic to them all… plus don’t want me hoose smellin of animal hairs… wet dug smells rank as lol… u’ll be busy the day desmellin ur hoose bon lol

@KangaWallaFox wrote:

haha they deleted it, funny sh*t….get a life you silly f*cks :D

Siiiaaannnnnn…..how are you love?? I miss your smelly hole :wink:

Scary M u gonna come visit me when u come over?? Best do…..and Sunny, kiss my ass….u know u love me 8)

ur over the Eastern states Martttyyy…. but when we do oor tour roon Australia…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Ive got the paddle i dont like to put people out :D

lol rite me darlin im headin fir bed neer doZin ere… nitey nite xxx

omg DOA, im gonna agree way u with the meat market what we do, but i do know how to cut and dice half a coo or lamb plus i mince me own meat and turkey, n pork.. make oor own bried, if u go to the loo and its a num2 u flush if only a jimmy riddle leave… plus we put a brick in the system so doesnae use as much water…!! i tend to shower with the…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Why not ..i’m probably gonna get me bum smacked for this :lol:

i only offered u milk, not got a paddle to smack ur bottocks lol

@Pete wrote:

well i thought if they continued that was the plan oh i dunno

i don’t c the point not as if the management with bother eh… fancy sharin me milk..??

got me earmuffs on and this beltin…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSTHMxBttlU then me lass came in to say guid nite and i nearly shate meself lol

@Pete wrote:

well i didnt know Mary no one tells me nowt i aint privvy the decrees of the inner sanctum dont ya know :lol:

i did get a pm but thought it twas another windieupie lol

so thats an aye then lol simple aye or no wid o done lol just rem i don’t read all the threads i get to confuddled lol

@chickenman wrote:

The opening of life of brian cracks me up, “oi big nose !” :lol:

yeah i love all them just fir u chicken

well u do have ur hands full way me eh now u know how tempo left i was just dam demandin lol

love kim cairns

ohhh has every1 boycotted then,,??

@Pete wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i just realised since the boards ive reached over 5000…

lol aweee bless ur ikkle cotton socks pete xxxxx and thxs Esme 2 xxxx

@HisNibbs wrote:

4 Yorkshire men, the original and best rendition:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQeMBzHR0o&feature=related

lol brill his.. marty fieldman that spelt rite i 4got thats where he started lol

@Pete wrote:

bit of pesticide never hurt me

lmfao i spat me milk oot there lol