AbitofMary_J

@rubyred wrote:

Its your birthday today,or so i been told.
a cheeky wee fecker,35 years old.
and AT your age,you be needing spex,
to read the small print,on the book of sex.

its yer birthday dear mucker,so i shall raise a glass.!
or maybe twa,as yer bare yer @rse.
and sing along on yer karaoke.
and eat cheesy things ,till i feel aw boaky.

its yer…

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@fastcars wrote:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARY J

theres a big fat Amsterdam joint winging its way to u as we speak…….. :wink: ENJOY…. 8)

ohhh Fast u BIG TEASE lol….. cheers m8…

Happy BELATED BIRTHDAY TO GYPS…… did ya tell us it was ur bday./..?? date reminder and i won’t 4get for nxt yr… x

Im listening to….

Happy Birthday … by Altered Images i wonder why eh…….

Pikes…. its braw don’t change a thing….

rite… im goin to make this the longest …. Birthday thread ooot JC has ever ever had…. sad k un t that I am lol…. i mean… its 8:53am and only 2 birthday messages…. JMMOG u lot got lifes or something… its MJ’S BIRTHDAY…. pubic holiday…. lmfao cudnae resits lol

oooppppsss pasted mair songs that should of lol dam…

Pikey…. im ok way the thing….. lol lmfao @ gyps Ping… i don’t PONG btw ask Dawny lol

OI… 11 VIEWS……. mair that POSTS….. and nae K unt said HAPPY BIRTHDAY….

im shocked…. if birthday threads aboot… i always wish happy birthday….. NO MATTER WHAT…… lol No matter what they tell us
No matter what they do
No matter what they teach us
What we believe is true
No matter what they call us
However they attack
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@Gyps wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

thxs Gyps…. image me havin to post my OWN birthday thread…. I mean I did give atleast 3 wks notice…!!! lol unloved Mare eh lol

well I got my final bonk as a 34 yr old last nite before 12…. lol then I got my birthday Bonk…. inwhich I must admit if I went into details u’d blush lol…. then ohhhh instead of…

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@pikey wrote:

You know it doesnt make much sense
There ought to be a law against
Anyone who takes offense
At a day in your celebration
cause we all know in our minds
That there ought to be a time
That we can set aside
To show just how much we love you
And Im sure you would agree
It couldnt fit more perfectly
Than to have a world party on the day…

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thxs Gyps…. image me havin to post my OWN birthday thread…. I mean I did give atleast 3 wks notice…!!! lol unloved Mare eh lol

well I got my final bonk as a 34 yr old last nite before 12…. lol then I got my birthday Bonk…. inwhich I must admit if I went into details u’d blush lol…. then ohhhh instead of blowin out the candles…..…[Read more]

Men are like Vibrators….. they too can’t Mown the lawn….!!

@rubyred wrote:

aw ffs marj-j does that mean your on top for the next 5 years! ffs

me and lucky wanna come ! hehe….

hope to see ye on sat !

he he….. i’ll let ya into a secret…. ill noo b there on sat nite…. as ive just found oot a ikkle secret…. that im being whisked away for a norty nite of passion with Mr Wolfie.. as my ikkle…[Read more]

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

not long now eh…… 3 days lol my nieces birthday 2moz she’s 7….. so we’re havin a birthday tea 2moz…. inwhich Ive insitted upon…. a wee bday cake for me as well… only fair… ill no see them on fri… when its my birthday.,,,,,

now incase I have eyes wondering the boards lookin for ideas what to get ME…..

yeah…

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@Squeezy wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

NOW PAWS AFF LADIES….. its my birthday wk… and I shall get my own way…… .

Birthday WEEK??? :shock:

Everyone else only gets a day…spoilt cow… :wink: :P :lol:

now now./….. no name calling plz….

i get a birthday wk…. BECAUSE….. im MJ…. also because im 35 this Friday btw incase u all…[Read more]

not long now eh…… 3 days lol my nieces birthday 2moz she’s 7….. so we’re havin a birthday tea 2moz…. inwhich Ive insitted upon…. a wee bday cake for me as well… only fair… ill no see them on fri… when its my birthday.,,,,,

now incase I have eyes wondering the boards lookin for ideas what to get ME…..

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@American Woman wrote:

Hymmmmmm – Anytime is a good time for Michael (Wentorth Miller)

=P~ =P~

this is what I would like for my birthday on friday thxs…. don’t bother gift wrappin him… just b a waste….. NOW PAWS AFF LADIES….. its my birthday wk… and I shall get my own way…… or i’lll SWEAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM N SWEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM..

lol jack shyte to be honest, not been aboot myself, but the threads way aff canny b ar5ed to respond to.,…. canny even join in the Big Bro convo aint watched that either lol./…

but Prison Break… grrrrrrrrrrrrrr there keepin the last esp. til the 30may grrrrrrrr 4 days after my birthday lol so the hangover will be clear …

no, i aint seen any of BB this time… too many annoyin voices to watch… lol

who GIVES Jack shyte….???

lol wot ever tickles her fancy…!! I for one would never vote Blue..!! soz Tory Thatchers fault…. effin POLL TAX….!!! yeah lets inflict that on the Scots 1st eh…!!!

i voted no-way…. aint the marryin kind…

When I don’t believe in a piece of paper to seal your love, commitment…

I mean to Love… Honour and OBEY…?? Aye rite…!!! sexists…!!