AbitofMary_J

has Terry got smashed on the Baileys yet…?? ya hear his ice tinckleing in the background….

talkin of Cheese’s…. anyone mind the ole Chatter…. The Big Cheese…?? fae SA weren’t he…. forum1…. im sure… if memory is correct…

i bet it full of Curds as well….

up in Scotland their called Ar5ewipes lol

its a terrible habit…!!! the smokin…. mind ya i don’t smoke fags… lol well funny as the conversation comin home was my lass sayin…. Mummy, u havent had a cig 2day yet since this mornin…. well done….. got home…. 2 mins l8er…. my lass… you have no will power mummy lol…

i said i certainly hope u don’t subside into peer presure…[Read more]

BTW…. just WAIT…! lol

no… ive come to my senses…. ill save myself for next wk… lol so im rollin…. and its a bigeee…. and im actually think ill fire up the karaoke… and murder a few songs…. mite treat the neighbours to an euro nite lol

@Squeezy wrote:

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

errrr excuse me Ladies…. but I though yesterday was the * Twin Set n Pearls Ladies for lunching * …??? just as well I never made it…. you lot would of CURLED me hair… and made me Blush…

I am an angel, ask any one of them :lol:

Don’t ask me – I was brought up not to tell lies :wink:…

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Lauren aint too OLD for a kick up the ar5e tell her lol…!!! cheeky mare..!!

ive finished me coffee…. and now even thinkin…. firk it…. a sat nite and IM BORED…. im normally workin…. HOW DARE THAT MAN NOT HAVE ME ON 2NITE…!!! ive got an EUROVISION karaoke disc…!!! and i cud of sang…. * im just a JACK in the box….. dum dee dum…[Read more]

wooooooooo Hooooooooo u 2 then…. well im lcoked up in me box…. rollin as we speak, wee barra finally settled…!!! fallin alseep in car didnae help lol my mam watch Princ’es trust shoutin bits thru… and im actually eerrrr Kate… wait for this spellin mistake..!!! Contentplating…??? that rite or close..??? a Magners lol…. i can taste the…[Read more]

i thinks he’s after my TITLE Ladies….. funnyest female… lol

UK have u been on the Baileys like dear ole Terry…?? lol

oi u thought u were gettin soZZled with Mr P….???

i’ll have a P plz Bob lol….

errrr excuse me Ladies…. but I though yesterday was the * Twin Set n Pearls Ladies for lunching * …??? just as well I never made it…. you lot would of CURLED me hair… and made me Blush…

Tempo xxxxxx

ere i 4got euro*crap was on lol any trannys on it this yr…???

@rubyred wrote:

evening mary..hope all is well.x

hey Rubes xx soz aboot yestdy, x I do hope you had your twin set and pearls on yestdy lol

evenin folks xxx

Squishy my sorrys for yestdy’ xx ill pm ya… xx

Dawny xxx thxs very very much again my love xxxx

Ladies, if I make it, it will be definate last min drive thru…. don’t think she’s gettin out til 1ish,…. will keep Dawny updated with txt, x

im sorry, but I don’t understand how someone can become attached to the fleabitten smelly things…. the worst smell in the world…. and worst than a smoker btw…. is WET DUG….. firkin rank….. now i aint a animal lover due to the fact im allergic to all….

when Mr Wolfies’ mums dug died… I was as tactless as can be as usual lol as my…[Read more]

@Beeker wrote:

Im gonna get mashed…it is my birthday weekend after all… 8)

Happy Birthday Beeks when it comes…. loads of May birthdays eh…. im the 26th lol x

lol…. ere im glad i wisnae there either…. her MAN was also hopeless seemly… he fell asleep…. plus has given out to everyone the wrong time of birth…!!!! she was born at 7.12 am…. and weighted in at 8lb 2oz…. she’s gorgeous… tiny amaZin…. im clucky…. for all of 1 second lol me and her Big Bro… lol he’s tellin everyone Im a big…[Read more]

@Raven wrote:

LSMINSMT @ a bit of Mary_J, well not literally of course, cos that’d be gross…FAF though that tale of you & the ‘Jaspers’! :lol:

LSMINSMT…..??? aint heard that one afore….. FAF….?? nor that wan lol