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anything ya like BB…. its ur story…. i can be the page turner lol now im not overweight… just short for my height… im of fair face n deep blue eyes… the kind ya skinny dip in lol shoulder lenght very Dirtttyyy blonde hair…. ohhh and I could be draped in giant leafs lol
mind when ur doin Rubes’ she’s like a Char-lady…. flamin red hair with blonde streaks… strawberry shaped face with a huge smile ohhh n fag hangin fae the mooth…. lol floral dress n pinny…. and hair wrapped up in a heidscarf…. thats oor Rubes’ …
use ur imagination Lady… its ur story … im in your hands… i’ll love it anyways….
@squeezy wrote:
@The Observer wrote:
I have heard that in some advanced civilised societies (e.g. Scotland) that the women can actually suckle their young and still have two hands free to type shyte on message boards. Is God forward thinking or what?
Fecking amazing, innit??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Actually, we only need one hand to type shyte – the other has the remote control for flicking through the tv channels looking for chat shows…. :P
Squishy ur no mutlitalented then…. toes for the remote… other hand feedin the fat face way food… lol
and as usual…… MJ gets ignored……
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@pikey wrote:
:D Was that by your football hooligan mates, you lager lout? I’m surprised you didn’t break into a chorus of Come and Have a Go If You Think You’re Hard Enough last night. Disgraceful. And this from a man who likes Empire Road and has been on his hols to Poland.
:oops: :oops: :oops:
It’s all the negativity about the England team, even from the English FFS! :evil:
I sometimes wonder if people watched the same game as me, or if I know the difference between a good and bad performance. :roll:well I think thats debatable ur last statement lol :wink:
so its a guid nite fae me and a guid nite fae her…. TIEN 2 1 N ALL,,,,, lol the ole grass aworkin lol me own lignio nigjino lol or even me own lingo jingo lol ohhh dears,,, its certainly excellently the creame de le creme ole Miss Jean Broadie wid disaprove lol my dirtty stop out of a mother has returned fae her niteoot…. tryin to act sober lol 2 drinks and she’s away way the red nosed faeries lol as she’s get all Edinburgh and talks proper Queens Own English… lol but with a gentle SLURRRRRR at the end lol and stumbles up the stairs lol God bless her… she’s had a nice wee nite oot inwhich she doesnae do often and should do more… plus i bunged her the money for the niteout lol and my business cards to leave behind lol well ya have to drum up business anywheres eh lol ohhh ive got the ole verbal diahorria… ya still with me here lol
@*Sian* wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
Rubes… listen here, I av only gave MJ what she has given us… the only person being nasty has been Owen… I am not a racist and dislike the fact you are calling me one….. how about your fellow countryman Badmanners and MJ… oh and you dissing us as a nation… you really need to get checked up on what you have also said. The english are respected as are the scots… I won’t go on to my experiences of a few scots as I am not that petty but to say the least……. they were frowned upon, like I say… a few spoil it for the rest.
I know you are babysitting your ikkle man… good on ya’s chick… Take care of him and leave this shyte behind ffs…. MJ and BM started this and it is not your job to finish it
Love ya xxx
where did i dish the english…?? and where have I been makin racist remarks… was just wonderin…..
the only person i see spewin shyte is Sir Owen…. inwhich i laff as his poor wee keyboard must be takin a rite poundin… i bet if ya look closely at ur keyboard owen it will spell out…. SCOTLAND lol since ya been bangin on eh lol
now ive only give oot friendly banter, i cudnae give a toss aboot the Fitba… only that Spain win as then ill win me bet,,,
im only givin friendly banter, when if anyone can point out and show a posting or text inwhich ive been Racist about the English and said I hated the English…. i’ll apolgise now… but I don’t have the need…. as ive have not been doing so….
all im doin in JR HARTLEYing it….. a spot of flyfishing…. and ohhh look at how many fishes take the baite eh lol
if ya canny take a wee abit of ribbin.,… then don’t post a remark back is VERY SIMPLE….
Yes but you see… I also said Owen was the one who was rude, not I, you started the banter… I followed… rubes is saying I am having a dig, I am standing up for myself… never said you’d been racist, did your report from school say you needed to pay more attention? :lol: :lol:
and where did it say i was refering to U sian….>? I just quoted ya…. i know i aint abusin, and i didnt say u said it…. and btw my report cards said… who’s MJ…?? as i wisnae there lol … here Sian i aint tryin to start a tit for tat for even a spat way ya… ive got finer things to do like urself…. lets agree no to let abit of fitba banter spoil a beauitful friendship eh lol and I bet ur report card said sucked up well lol
Rubes’ tiZ Banter hun…. me n Sian cools me thinks…
just mind ive got me hands on sum dam fine green lol so f oo k knows if ill rememeber where or what ive posted… and as Sian pointted oot lol im noo the brightest spark in the book lol….
and Rube’s PUT NORBERT DOON HE DOESNT NEED PAMPERIN N HOLDIN ALL THE TIME.. lol
I am not saying you are thick or owt,,, I am one to talk… :P just saying you are reading me wrong.
This is banter…
where did i say lol that u said lol that i was thick lol…????
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
LMFAO, LMFAO, LMFAO,,,,, the Aussie have it rite…. BLEEDIN WHINGIN POMS…!!
F*CK YOU TOO! :evil:
in your dreams Owen lol now now a few threads i have read you being rather nasty and hatefull…. and its being said we’re the hatefull ones’/…. aint their a pot, kettle n black missin from ur name… your the one who cant seem to take critisism or a bit of banter eh…. and can’t even see ur team were above par…. ya’s need to raise ur game m8… anyways i want ya’s to get beat so my bet comes up…. BraZil n Spain final Spain to win…
I’m sorry Mary. :oops:
All the negativity about the England team, and a few lagers really got to me last night.
I thought we played well as did Trinidad & Tobago. Only our finishing let us down. We created 60 scoring chances. That is not what I call a poor performance.
Spain and Brazil will not be in the final because they’ll probably play each other in the quarter finals. Spain to win methinks. :wink:
AH HA…… sober Owen… i wondered when u’d sober up and re-read ur postings lol u got a ikkle hot n bothered me loves lol and im sorry but it tickled spots i never knew i had… ( hense to sum nice fine green i got… lol ) here ive laff’d n laff’d sorry but i ahve and since am… to gets one’s knickers in one’s twist… and here’s too many more i say lol
now back to the Fitba,,, ur not goin to say ur were brilliant lmfao come on say it make me laff lol… here and i never thought aboot BraZil n Spain meetin afore that ooooppsss… just proves i dinny know F all aboot placin bets on fitba eh lol
cheers for the sorrys Owen… tiZ no need actually as I wasnae offended m8… as i keep sayin this is a pc screen is all words… its all MJ’s world…. not the real life…
cheers for doin your sorry anyways,,,, but could u not of did a grovel to MJ thread… lol
@*Sian* wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
@*Sian* wrote:
Rubes… listen here, I av only gave MJ what she has given us… the only person being nasty has been Owen… I am not a racist and dislike the fact you are calling me one….. how about your fellow countryman Badmanners and MJ… oh and you dissing us as a nation… you really need to get checked up on what you have also said. The english are respected as are the scots… I won’t go on to my experiences of a few scots as I am not that petty but to say the least……. they were frowned upon, like I say… a few spoil it for the rest.
I know you are babysitting your ikkle man… good on ya’s chick… Take care of him and leave this shyte behind ffs…. MJ and BM started this and it is not your job to finish it
Love ya xxx
where did i dish the english…?? and where have I been makin racist remarks… was just wonderin…..
the only person i see spewin shyte is Sir Owen…. inwhich i laff as his poor wee keyboard must be takin a rite poundin… i bet if ya look closely at ur keyboard owen it will spell out…. SCOTLAND lol since ya been bangin on eh lol
now ive only give oot friendly banter, i cudnae give a toss aboot the Fitba… only that Spain win as then ill win me bet,,,
im only givin friendly banter, when if anyone can point out and show a posting or text inwhich ive been Racist about the English and said I hated the English…. i’ll apolgise now… but I don’t have the need…. as ive have not been doing so….
all im doin in JR HARTLEYing it….. a spot of flyfishing…. and ohhh look at how many fishes take the baite eh lol
if ya canny take a wee abit of ribbin.,… then don’t post a remark back is VERY SIMPLE….
Yes but you see… I also said Owen was the one who was rude, not I, you started the banter… I followed… rubes is saying I am having a dig, I am standing up for myself… never said you’d been racist, did your report from school say you needed to pay more attention? :lol: :lol:
and where did it say i was refering to U sian….>? I just quoted ya…. i know i aint abusin, and i didnt say u said it…. and btw my report cards said… who’s MJ…?? as i wisnae there lol … here Sian i aint tryin to start a tit for tat for even a spat way ya… ive got finer things to do like urself…. lets agree no to let abit of fitba banter spoil a beauitful friendship eh lol and I bet ur report card said sucked up well lol
Rubes’ tiZ Banter hun…. me n Sian cools me thinks…
just mind ive got me hands on sum dam fine green lol so f oo k knows if ill rememeber where or what ive posted… and as Sian pointted oot lol im noo the brightest spark in the book lol….
and Rube’s PUT NORBERT DOON HE DOESNT NEED PAMPERIN N HOLDIN ALL THE TIME.. lol
@*Sian* wrote:
Rubes… listen here, I av only gave MJ what she has given us… the only person being nasty has been Owen… I am not a racist and dislike the fact you are calling me one….. how about your fellow countryman Badmanners and MJ… oh and you dissing us as a nation… you really need to get checked up on what you have also said. The english are respected as are the scots… I won’t go on to my experiences of a few scots as I am not that petty but to say the least……. they were frowned upon, like I say… a few spoil it for the rest.
I know you are babysitting your ikkle man… good on ya’s chick… Take care of him and leave this shyte behind ffs…. MJ and BM started this and it is not your job to finish it
Love ya xxx
where did i dish the english…?? and where have I been makin racist remarks… was just wonderin…..
the only person i see spewin shyte is Sir Owen…. inwhich i laff as his poor wee keyboard must be takin a rite poundin… i bet if ya look closely at ur keyboard owen it will spell out…. SCOTLAND lol since ya been bangin on eh lol
now ive only give oot friendly banter, i cudnae give a toss aboot the Fitba… only that Spain win as then ill win me bet,,,
im only givin friendly banter, when if anyone can point out and show a posting or text inwhich ive been Racist about the English and said I hated the English…. i’ll apolgise now… but I don’t have the need…. as ive have not been doing so….
all im doin in JR HARTLEYing it….. a spot of flyfishing…. and ohhh look at how many fishes take the baite eh lol
if ya canny take a wee abit of ribbin.,… then don’t post a remark back is VERY SIMPLE….
@rubyred wrote:
i have let them pop out for a drink and a meal,,by god he is taking advantage of me,,! he wants me to sit and sing scottish songs to him all night,!! he is lying here,looking all aroun then making a noise so i go over and pick him up and sing another verse ! I keep checking his nappy is dry etc..feck sake 4 days old and got me jumping through hoops !
altogether now,,
a fine wee lass,a bonnie wee lass is Bonny Wee Jeannie Mcoll….
(thats his fave !)
oi Rubes, if Norberts, content, feed n dry n clean,…. and only got the hicups… dinny pick him up,,/!! creatin a rod fir ur own back Grannie, let him be and sing fae a distance…. and my wee barra loves…. You shall have a fishy… on ur ikkle dishy…. u shall have a fishy when the boat comes in… dance fir ur mammy my ikkle laddie dance fir ur mammy my ikkle bhoyyyy ,…. and he’s loves’ i love u, u love me kisses kisses kisses 1 2 3 lol
