[AbitofMary_J]

Rubes’… this is not true… im hurt by ur assumtions.. lol

here have the Madras started its Ring sting yet lol

[AbitofMary_J]

JMMOG…… OSS…. ill have u know both my children where the Immaculite Conception… that spelt rite… lol

HOOKER…. im SHOCKED..!!! iggys Oss…..

[AbitofMary_J]

LMFAO… here i didnae notice this thread lol… aweee FoXy cheers big ears lol xxxx

now what can I complain aboot it… only 3 messages… tsk..!!! and I thought i was LOVED…. lol

[AbitofMary_J]

Part- Timers u r OSS… lol

[AbitofMary_J]

what have I done Rube’s… lol im INNOCENT..

well tell ur oldest bro… elo fae me lol… and nxt time he’s gettin a kilt fitted i think he should take me for advice lol

[AbitofMary_J]

lol@Rubes’

Pec’s here im worryin aboot ya now… lol

here Rubes’ i mind we used to go to the Saturday Matinees’ my dad was always a stickler for handin ur rubbish back to him ie sweetie wrappers etc. I mind this time he gave me an apple to eat… and durin the film, all u could here was… MJ where’s ur apple core.. I was like whattttt… he’s like ur rubbish shakin a wee paper poke… I was like i don’t have rubbish… he ended up makin such a scene.. lol as he thought id thrown away the core n stalk… I just sat blank.. whne the lights went up he had me in tears lookin for the apple core… I was like but i didnt get one… in tears… turned oot i had eaten the whole apple core n pips lol… my big bro said i would grow an apple tree inside lol i was even more distraught lol i mean i had visions of the roots grownin oot me ar5e lol…. mind u these days only thing grownin oot me ar5e is the Farmer Giles lol

here i need to learn to shorten me stories lol

[AbitofMary_J]

MJ * Wolfs whistles* Hubba Hubba Hubba men in Kilts…

now only 2 complaints… well 3 lol

the man 2nd left…. his socks abit shoddy..!!! and the 4th man on right the same with the socks and his kilt doesnt look fitted properly, should sit on the knee, not below. ( men should kneel when gettin the kilt fitted and the kilt should sit on the floor at a kneelin postions) and also this man who’s Eye Candy has a wedding band on..!! lol

[AbitofMary_J]

so I aint winning the Booker Prize yet then Oss….???? DAM…

here folks this was done in Humour…. not to be taken serious..!

as Im shyte and i know I am…. Im shyte and I know I am… lol

[AbitofMary_J]

go to bed NOW

me tellin meself.. btw

[AbitofMary_J]

lol… typical man then lol

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