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PB said he wiZ an TALLYANO… his inlaws, i beleive then man.. as he’s JCs God lol
@forumhostpb wrote:
The saga continues unabated.
Last night senior management was discussing world affairs at great length on the telephone (at my expense) with a representative of the Italian Mafia when, during a particularly heated exchange with much arm waving etc ….. little “Gwenny” decided to emerge to see what all the commotion was about.
I have become totally immune to senior management’s telephone rantings over the years but “Gwenny” has yet to learn this skill.
There was a piercing scream from the kitchen followed in short order by Mrs PB launching herself into the sitting room DEMANDING that I do something about it.
I took my usual course of continuing to watch the TV until she screamed again. Apparently “Gwenny” had followed her in the hope of a morsel of Italian cheese or something.
Problem I now have is that the Mafiosi to whom Mrs PB was speaking clearly mis-interpreted her screams and assumed the worst. I am now wondering how safe my next trip to Italy will be.
Meanwhile “Gwenny” lives on.
lol aint read this fir awhile, Gwenny nice name… well PB, im now sharin ur dilema..!! but not in the hoose, since the lovely weather has came in my mam decide to sort the shed out , get the stuff ready for carboots, now im on me bed with knee, then i hear this almight scream 15mins ago, towhich if i need the loo id of wet meself..!! i struggles up thinkin plz hope mam is ok, armed with me Zimmer as thought id be quicker than the walkin stick… gets to where my mam is… she’s in the kids trampolene, rememberin my mam 60… screamin .. im like whats happened, wish i had my camera lol to relations of Gwenny, scarperin oot the shed, say 3 big 1 and afew babies…. im like oh shyte all the old baby stuff , pram etc in ere ya wee bassa’s… so after calmin mum doon and sayin they won’t bite, and rem red backs r smaller and deadly she dismounted fae the trampolene which was a laff lol the mooses scarpered, and the damage is the pram is eff’d, the carseat, boxes chewed, so mams away to get sumthg to kill the effer’s, im on moose watch when oot fir smoke…!! and let me tell ya if i saw a wee effer my Zimmers runnin it doon… ive even allowin the neighbours cats over…!!! wee field mooses bassa’s..!!
well u may know or not, but from 1975/76 season my dad took me to Ibrox as my older brother showed no intrest, i went wkly homes games, many away games, most euro games but never allowed to the forgien trips away, as dad said not a place for girls..!! but i never classed myself as a girl when it came to fitba i was a rare breed, hated seein other females there shoutin n spewin shyte when they didnae know the offside rules etc… my last game was in 1997 the ole firm game @ Ibrox if memory serves me well Gough scored for Celtic..!! i was pregnant with daughter… and gutted… went to a few games after, when Advocate came, but decided my daughter came 1st..!!
used to annoy the tits aff me when the folks whom yakked the most shyte was the ‘Armchairs Supporters ‘ on both sided over the years the secterion abuse, chants etc, r and still as bad, but I must say Rangers Armchairs supports r worst by far..!! the guy next door to me doesnt go to games, nut flies a Rangers flag from start of season, goes to the orange walks etc, blares out sectarian songs, his son @ 10 already chants n sings the most apauling songs, bred at an early age… thats not what the FITBA is all about,
the problems that went on down at Manchester sadly happened, but I could honestly say they weren’t so called loyal Rangers supports, they were the drunken ar5ewipes intent on causing grief where ever… sad few whom should be flagged as Thugs and should not be allowed to travel to any games…
Now i all for supporting your teams, but it bafffles me entirely, why travel to such big games, when you don’t have a ticket….!! Ibrox open there doors on the nite free with the big screens, all the pubs up ere showed the games,
I don’t comment on the Fitba much these days as I don’t go, I seldom watch the games, and probaly couldnt tell u the full rangers line up these days, apart fae McCoist..!! Im hopin my son will be a Buddie and support St Mirren, my daughter whom knows nothing does say she’s a Rangers supporter as her Grandad was… I say no huni ur an ‘Armchair Support’ you don’t go to Ibrox, and probaly won’t ever lol.. but when my son up abit id like to go as family and support St Mirren, if they both want to…
rite my ramblings over… but must say Rangers Armchair supports did let Ibrox down,
@dreamsprite wrote:
@abitofmary_j wrote:
well in this day and age … Mary would be class’d as slapper eh, child by another being… would make jesus a barsteward, she would of comminted a form of adultry, plus u have the holy ghost, poor Joseph i say, but who had the donkey…??? a Virgin Mary lol sorr but if she was married to Jose didnt she give him his material rights…?? very confussin the bible… i say..
so a Scot killed Jesus eh, that why there’s the church of England and Church of Scotland whats the difference…??
Mary would have not commited adultery as she was not married at the time of Jesus’ conception. When suspicion arroused that Mary had been unfaithful to Joseph, that is when Mary and Joseph became engaged to be married. Whether they got married before or after Jesus’ birth differs from one testament to another.
so is was even worst..!! she duped the guy into thinkin it was his child..!! wheres’ the morals there….!!
@rubyred wrote:
she always gives it away,,i was replying to a fellow Scot,so therefore used the vernacular that would be the funniest in THIS case !
och we probably INvented ” him :)
jesus that is, not johnboy LOL..
/mad mental roobes fae Rutherglen :)
so he’s one of PB’s inlaws then….!!
well in this day and age … Mary would be class’d as slapper eh, child by another being… would make jesus a barsteward, she would of comminted a form of adultry, plus u have the holy ghost, poor Joseph i say, but who had the donkey…??? a Virgin Mary lol sorr but if she was married to Jose didnt she give him his material rights…?? very confussin the bible… i say..
so a Scot killed Jesus eh, that why there’s the church of England and Church of Scotland whats the difference…??
@thumper wrote:
Maryyyyyyyyyyy hiya darlin its nancy , sorry not been in touch lost your number … really want to see you tho … hope your all well xxxx
OMG…………. JMMOG…. well elo U… xxx long time nae hear..!! ive rang u millions o times woman..!! lol would be great 2 c u all, hope you, Jim and the family r well xxx ere if ur free this sunday ive havin open hoose for me bday… pm ur number xxx
I havent really read up on all the facts etc of this, In my opinion and views especially with being a Mother first, If you can use science to beat disease, extreme medical conditions, physically disabitlites, Cancer, MS, Parkisons, Altziners the lot… YES we have the techknowledgly to research and cure, so why not use it. Its like IVF way way back, it was classed as wrong and imoral etc, look how many couples it has helped.. Yes it has been so called abused atimes, but that is life. I think you’ll find its people whom have belief in GOD etc whom have the Moral issue on this, as in their eyes they are playing God. we are all entitled to our own opinions in life, but if we can beat horrible conditions then why not, as if my kids were ever in a life or death situtation id do everything in my power to try and cure. Each year added to the worlds lifespan people change, more knownledge available, we adapt change more with the times, instead of wasting millions n billions of tryin to get to the effin moon, Mars and is there life out, poor the money into medical research as how many of us will ever go holiday on MARS…!! rite im goin off topic…
ive used JC for yrs n yrs, and there is always an element of folks, whom wish to try, to belittle, abuse, drag up the past etc… prob the same of many chat boards… it does grow tiresome at times, but the best laff is people take the bait and BITE… why answer is my question as the more u answer the more u feed their egos’ at the end of the day, its words used on a screen to try and enpower their sad individual needs. reminds me of my kids behaviour atimes… yeah ill read thru the shyte but the end of the day if u chose to IGNORE comments or take with a doZe o salt….
ohhh karaoke i know abito that… easy songs Sian ya canny go wrong if novice but game, yeah Walkin after midnight, stupid cupid, what ive got in mind, blanket on the ground…
im currently murderin ‘ plz dont stp the music, You know im no good, Rehab, Searching my Soul, ohhh and duets, baby its cold outside, i got you babe, perfect 10,
Sian try the Alison Moyet verison of Only You easy to sing… have fun..
ive got every1 comin to mine this sun for karaoke… wowwwwwww hooooooooo
