alan snowman

im with the non speeders they give u plenty of time to check ur speed b4 u see a camera as by law they have to tell u a camera is there with a sign

im saddened by this why wouldnt u celebrate ur own sts day

i just love any excuse for a party

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im going to new york then im gonna live dangerously and visit st annes with all those shiifty oaps drinking on streets corners hanging round parks and staying out untill all hours

You Are 4% Obsessive

You’re less prone to obsessive thoughts than the rest of the world…
While you do get hung up from time to time, you’re excellent at clearing your mind.

pretend to be osama bin laden they love you for it

:lol: :lol: :lol: i get flowers for free so i gotta give them to my girlfriend

hell yeah

think of all the mischief you could do on that day

im taking my girl sky diving

this is all take thats fault getting back together starting this trend

im doing what everyone else in irelands doing drinking and hoping we make it to a bed

all pop artists polluting my ears with terrible music

and the arsenal footy team

what the hell me and my friends used to kick our football at a church every sunday without fail wed be there kicking our ball against the church hoping to hit the windows
we broke in to next door neighbours house while it was empty did i fair bit of damage
stayed at a friends house while they was on holiday and had a jolly good time
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im gonna keep quiet on this as im not sure if i can be prosecuted for the stuff i did

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@alan snowman wrote:

where the heels my gfs taller then me and it soesnt bother me that shes over 6 inches taller then me in them so i say where the heels

Yes – but then your G/F probably doesn’t prance around attention seeking by showing off her legs and arse.

She also probably doesn’t live in a trailer park in Bumfuck,…

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where the heels my gfs taller then me and it soesnt bother me that shes over 6 inches taller then me in them so i say where the heels

thats disappointing why didnt he head butt jeremy kyle too

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