American Woman

I’m cold :?

Not that I agree with this picture, but I thought it was freaking hilarious so I thought I’d post it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

CHRISTINA AGUILERA

(Yes, I do have this on my myspace page ) :lol: :lol:

Until I grace the boards with my presence. Then the star gets handed to me, it’s rightful owner. :wink:

I’m thinking that I just had an excellent work out and I hope my husband doesn’t mind that I’m sweating all over this desk while typing.
:? :lol: :lol:

I see that I never asked a ‘When was the last time’ question. Let me rectify that:

When was the last time you ran out of hot water?

Just out of curiosity, who would be silly enough to have you father their child? :lol: :lol:

:shock: :shock: :shock:
This thread has really gone on for 15 pages?

I bet you thought I let you have my star for a while :twisted:

WooHoo :!:

^^^^^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:
Now that was freaking funny WooHoo

Happy Birthday Mary!

Ty Stang1 & Woo Hoo 8) 8)

I’m glad somebody gets me humor Seven
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
I’m happy it made you laugh :wink:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Its about time we sent the yanks packing too.

You’re lucky I don’t grace you with my presence Doa.
This goes back to my whole living away from Stupid People comment.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

@Beeker wrote:

American woman you should get laid…its what I did. :wink:

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I’ll be sure to put that on my list of things to do Beeker
:twisted:

TY you for the birthday wish Ruby :)

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

oh she 31 and has kids………

mmmm…….

So she is too old too look sexy, for pb and for a career

=; I resent that Doa. I’ll be 31 on Monday and I’m damn sexy :twisted:

@American Woman wrote:

Well, I sent this fella a DVD of my work-out session and thought he would go nuts over me. But for some reason, I don’t know why, he didn’t want to meet me in person. Tell me what you think of it. Perhaps I’m just way too much woman for him. Oh well, I guess he missed out. Men just don’t know beauty when it’s right in…

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Well hello Beeker! My birthday is Monday, any suggestions on what to do?

I was probably 9 or 10. I Frigging hate cold weather :x .