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@jen_jen wrote:

squirrels cant see the colour red
– doesn’t stop them being good at taking potshots with acorns though!

walt disney was terrified of mice
– so Mickey and Minnie Mouse were aversion therapy?

only 30% of people can flare their nostrils
– I wonder how many people tried flaring their nostrils while reading this :lol:

the human being on average eats 438 bugs a year by mistake.
– how many do they eat deliberately?

:wink: :lol:

Now you have made me laugh out loud!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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My worst job was a ‘Saturday’ job! £1 per punnet, picking mushrooms in horse sh1t – most I ever earnt was £19 in one morning, and I thought I was rich! :lol:

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@A.Groanup wrote:

@tinks wrote:

:-k
thin maybe you should go check the charges so far ………..just a thought

Don’t you think he’s just on another wind up?
:D Bite Bite reel them in lol

One thing Thin can’t do is reel me in, unless of course he got a long rod! :lol: :shock: :lol:

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I’m sure I have some old colouring pencils lying around somewhere – should keep you out of mischief JJ :lol:

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You mean, you are invited Melody?! humph, must be the post :lol: :lol:

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I think you will find that you will be charged too! :lol:

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Ok, dinner party for dead people, I would have:

Marc Bolan
Jim Morrison
Elvis, or MJ, can’t quite make up my mind, so will hide one of them under the table! :D

Reason being, I know most of the words to their songs, so I can sing along, being completely tone deaf, but, I will be a dutiful hostess and supply ear plugs! :lol:

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@tinks wrote:

@anc wrote:

8 weeks tomorrow! :D

well done!

Thanks – think I can change into months?! lol x

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The sun to come out! :D

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@irish_lucy wrote:

Damn you Anc for being nice as now i feel bad.
And its my own fault, Karma is a proper biatch – laughed at ex when he broke his back few months ago (he’s fine, in a brace but will recover) and now i pulled muscle in mine.

Good, serves ya right! mwa mwa xxx :lol: :lol: :lol:

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