They might function on the application of guilt, but the bottom line is that you dont have to give a Penny if you dont want to.
It’ll cost a Hundred Grand Plus to unveil the Higher Secrets of Scientology which is that 75 Million Years ago Xenu the Space Alien brought billion’s of people to Earth in a Spacecraft, stacked them around Volcanos, and blew them up with H-Bombs. The souls then clustered together, and stuck to the bodies of the living. This is the cause of our Medical and Mental problems today according to them.
It’ll cost you a fortune to know all that sh.it.
Yes, I realise that Walking on Water, rising from the Dead, and turning Water into Wine is a bit Left Field, but It sounds sane in comparision