Bassingbourne55

Big brother but with religious / political extremists, all male.

Imagine a BNP-er, an Islamic fundamentalist, an Animal Rights activist, a Communist revolutionary, an Zionist Jew, a bible-literalist American ‘Shotgun Christian’ and an English upper class ultra-snob.

Probably no sex but lots of fireworks. Cage fighting would be good

Also available in matt black/stainless steel with steam megablast facility – (suitable for men only).

When in foam do as the foam men do. Make everyone else foamy.
I know lots of nutters. It seems that I’m possibly the only sane person left. I know this because I put the chairs back under the table when leaving a restaurant (except Pizza Hut the other day because I forgot). Mad people don’t do that – ever – except possibly if they’ve got…[Read more]

Some cover versions are better than the originals – only we often don’t realise they’re covers. I think the Pet Shop boys’ version of ‘Always on my Mind’ was better than the Elvis Presley original. Or was Elvis’s version a cover too, perhaps?

Some covers are so bad that the’re good – like Rolf Harris’ Stairway to Heaven. One of the all-time great missed opportunities was one for Led Zeppelin to reform to record a cover of ‘Tie me Kangaroo Down, Sport’.

Us women love men whatever they are

As a man I can tell you that’s not true!!!!!

If they used not only ugly, balding paunchy men but also ugly, obese coarse women, then that would surely cut sales.

Adevrtising to cut sales – now that would be something truly innovative.

I don’t drink much alcohol, I have to say. If we go out I’m usually driving so can’t drink and I’ve never found any great pleasure in getting plastered anyway. It’s more amusing watching others getting drunk!

Or Gypsmir for short?

Thinking of turning off the computer and going to bed.

Panda? Orca (means killer whale)? Newsprint? Felix?

Whatever name you choose – watch your kitty’s curiosity doesn’t get it into danger. We’ve got 3 cats, just about fully grown, including one B&W

At the moment…..My Mrs. doing piano practice downstairs!

Tony Blair wakes up from dream about burning tree to find a mad, crazed intruder with his hands round his neck trying to strangle him, saying: “Peeepil, peepil, I’m doing this for the peepil of Britain because they all put their crosses in the wrong place, Peeepil…..”

man

Pulled a calf muscle on the stairs tonight. Don’t know why, wasn’t doing anything unusual.

cheers, B55

Reptile wrote:
Bassingbourne55 wrote:
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I say its 7yrs bad luck for u. Not me! I didn’t do it! Why do I hav to suffer!? *panics*

This is all a bit above my head now, I’m out of my depth! I’ve created a metaphorical scenario that has grown to exceed the bounds of my comprehension. A kind of philosophical Frankenstein, as it were.

Cheers,…

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I say its 7yrs bad luck for u. Not me! I didn’t do it! Why do I hav to suffer!? *panics*

This is all a bit above my head now, I’m out of my depth! :? I’ve created a metaphorical scenario that has grown to exceed the bounds of my comprehension. A kind of philosophical Frankenstein, as it were.

:? Cheers, B55 :?

Bassingbourne55 wrote:
For the first time ever, I posted a pic of myself on JC the day before the meltdown! A modern version of cracking the mirror perhaps!

Cheers, B55

again again!!!

It might mean 7 years’ bad luck for all of us JCers!

B55

For the first time ever, I posted a pic of myself on JC the day before the meltdown! A modern version of cracking the mirror perhaps!

Cheers, B55