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@PATS wrote:

:shock: wot is it…………*cleans specs n peers*

I,ts a turbo charged strimmer PATS. Should be fun. :wink: Ok who wants first go? Oh btw is it more painful if the wax strips are hot or cold? I,ve never used such things before. (this job doesnt pay me enough you see, I can only afford cheap bic razors) :wink: :wink: :wink:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Im gonna get u bat and pluck you a nice new brazilian lol

In ya bloody dreams Max lol. Right, I,ve found the perfect job for me in all this…once Chess has done the FULL body wax, and sunny has plucked out any stray ones, to make sure nuthin grows back, I,ll get this out every…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I did it yesterday – August 16th – but not today as it wouldn’t have counted. Pity really as I enjoyed doing it yesterday. Lots of people over here did it yesterday with me as well.

Nice of them really as when you reach my advanced years not many people are prepared to do it with you.

Oh well that’s it for another year before…

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@Chess wrote:

Can I pull the strips off pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee. OMG this is gonna be so much fun :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ok Chessy, your in charge of the FULL body wax, PATS, you can have the hammer.. and Sunny, I,ve got the perfect job for you. Just in case Chess doesnt quite YANK all the hair out, here,s a pair of these for…[Read more]

@(f)politics? wrote:

I must be going soft but i actually feel sorry for you hermy mate lol :D

Feel sorry for him??? ffs, your supposed to be on MY side!! fgs dont start giving him sympathy lol.It,s his own fault for being such a big girls blouse in the first place lol. Now then ladies, once we,ve pulled his poorly toof out, who wants to pull the…[Read more]

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Tory Girl wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

Have you been in that Batcave…

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@Tory Girl wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@galaxy wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

Have you been in that Batcave too long again dear?!…

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@galaxy wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Thanks :D thats exactly the kinda thing im looking for x

Your very welcome Galaxy, all part of the service here at JC. Remember, “We Care”! :wink: :wink:

Hi Galaxy, I,ve found just what your looking for.
http://www.merae.com/
Batx

Hiya cybercat.
No my norton didnt run out it was brand new. My OLD version ran out and I bought an updated version. I clicked on this link. Does this mean I have to install an updated version of XP then? I always thought that once you had XP that was it, I didnt realise it might need updating. If thats what it means I,ll do what it says. Thanks…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@PATS wrote:

wot a wuss!!!!!!!!……………..try superglue chess..that will shut him up. 8)

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR not the superglue!!!!!!! I prefer the needle and thread pweeze! :-# :-#:-#:-#:-#:-#:-#

Oh stop bloody whinging like a big girls blouse ffs and take it like a man. OK, ladies, I found a few little “extras”.…[Read more]

Well thats not very grateful is it? I was only trying to help. Look Max, ALL you need is some of this lot and it,ll be over before you know it, trust me. :wink: :wink:

and this to stick in ya tender gums…

and this…

and last but not least, this to make the hole….

then you,ll probably need a LARGE glass of this to make you feel…[Read more]

@sunny wrote:

Oh ffs let me at him iv got some new pliers and some tcp it will be over in no time

Chess sit on him

Bat grab his chubble and it will take his mind off it :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

FFS there is NO way I,m touching his chubble…I dont know whats in it!! :shock:
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@Chess wrote:

[-X [-X [-X [-X Bat

poor hermy :!: :!: watch that chubble shake

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was just trying to be helpful.. it,s not my fault he,s a great big…

is it?
:wink: :wink: :wink:

Speaking of animal cruelty, whist this isnt actual physical abuse it,s still very cruel. There is a story in the daily mail today about some cruel b@stards who stole 7 jack russel puppies from their owners. The poor mum is frantic. She,s whining and crying because she cant understand where her babies are. The poor little mites are only 6 weeks…[Read more]

@Beatty Blue wrote:

say hello to my new boots 8) they’re blue 8)

Cor Beatty I like them hun, where did you get em? I want a pair…they,ll go with my pixie boots I got from ebay. :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

Maybe we should start a “who’s met did” poll…. :idea:

Good idea that Fast.. she hasnt met me. Or, maybe we could start up a…
“who has met Chess and lived to tell the tale” poll. :shock: :shock: or the…
“what lurks in PATS cupboard” poll. :shock: :shock:

@PATS wrote:

that chesticles is a rite gossip ye no.the stories i cud tell wud tek the enamel of ur teeth :shock: she bad i tell ye.BAD!

I tell ya somethin PATS, Chess threatened to apply to be a guide once!!! :shock: :shock:
It gave poor Catty a bad turn.. she threatened to leave me!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
And gossip? tut, I could tell ya…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@Chess wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@PATS wrote:

i suggest you go in the chatroom and ask for chess……i persuaded her to google t bagging and snowballing once………she;s never been the same since. O:) :-

Good God PATS your not suggesting that Chess was once a normal sane person are you? :shock: :shock: and btw , what exactly…

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@fastcars wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@horny chick wrote:

gonna sound stupid but have to ask anyway, how do I get on the chatrooms ??? I clicked on chat, then forum 2 but there was just a big blank box :?

Word of advice for you… dont go in the rooms with that nic. I suggest you read the sight rules first or you wont be in the room long enough to find out…

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