Bat

@Tommy ToXen wrote:

i’ve already explained the truth about items of clothing going missing, you lot are just making things up now =;

I,ts true I tell ya, there really is a poltergiest in my house, and obviously in Caths too!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Try getting a real job and not a dream maybe?

Well derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr thats what she,s asking doa, ffs. Beaty I put psychology, then maybe you can find out whether or not that grey lump in doa,s head has any useful function or not. :wink:

@cath 55 wrote:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

….do some washing tomorrow! If this goes on much longer I’ll be wearing odd socks. 8-[

Where do all my socks go, and why does only one decide to leave? :-s

the washin machine eats them , lifes full of mysterys ya know, not only does the washin machine eat socks but the wardrobe shrinks all my clothes…

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@Bad Manners wrote:

Quake. I was so scared I slept with my light on for a week.

Is that on PC Bad or playstation? sounds like my kind of game. As for you miss chesticle, I,ll have you know that shooting monsters and chopping peoples heads off is very theraputic, after a shift in forum 1, and putting up with your evil grins in 40,s. :wink:…[Read more]

I,ve never played either of those games, the main reason being that I,m useless with the playstation controls lol. I,m much better with a pc game. Take a look at this screenshot of Undying. It,s a Howler at the top of the stairs. They have claws like scythes, as long as your arm, that can rip your head off and eat it!!! :shock: :shock:

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Alien, the directors cut. scared me to death it did!! :shock: :shock: Poor Bat.
I love the Great Escape too, I will him to get over that bloody fence on his bike every time but he never does.
Oh and one for you Max that I saw back in the 80,s look on amazon you can still get it… Zombie flesh eaters, the uncut version and the origianal…[Read more]

the gargoyle thingy at the end wearin the red duffel coat………….*shivers*.

That was prolly Chess, pmsl. Soz Chessy couldnt resist that lol. Lubs ya reallyxxx(creep creep).

Tell ya another film that terrified the sh*t out of me, “The Howling” frightened me to death it did. :shock: :shock: .
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Chessy remember that bit in Salems Lot, when Danny Glick comes back from the dead to see his mate(cant remember his name) and he taps on his bedroom window? Well a girl I used to work with.. her husband was a copper, and he was working nights. Unbeknown to her, he,d popped home about 11.pm I think it was. She,s sitting on the couch with the…[Read more]

Bloody ell fast ……. Scum and the Warriors, now you ARE making me feel old, I,d forgotten about them. Remember this scene from National Lampoons Animal house? at the end when they,ve wrecked the Mayors parade, and after the stand is lying in ruins, the deans wife looks down at the guy lying underneath her and says,
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Ok other films I like…….

Hannibal
The Glenn Miller Story(showing age)
The incredible Journey(showing age again)
Midnight Express
The Story of St. Bernadette(showing age again)
The Day after Tomorow
Jaws
Brokeback Mountain
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory(better than Johnny Depp any day)
Stir Crazy(with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor)
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National Lampoons Animal House… the funniest film I,ve ever seen in my life. :lol: :lol:

AW I meant to ask you, have your neighbours moved that bloody great RV yet? It,s about time.

Ok ok I know it was an awful joke, but it was funny though lol. And just for you Tommy, seeing as you made a threat to cute innocent bats, AGAIN………..

Have a nice day hun, and give Jackie a big kiss from her auntie Bat. :wink: :wink: :wink:

@sweetasbaileez wrote:

@American Woman wrote:

I’d just like to add that men don’t seem that appealing either if they swear a lot :roll: :wink:

i dont really care if you swear or not, as long as its not in front of my kid all the time. to some ppl its second nature, but that doesnt make them a bad person , id rather they swore than farted while…

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You want to watch an annoying quiz show? Try The Great Big British Quiz on Sky channel 840.. it,ll drive ya mad. :evil: :evil:

@James Belfast wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

I know how to fix this and had the same trouble a few years ago, but I think your a comple cu nt, so your on your own !

:lol: :lol: First time DOA has ever made me laugh (apart from some of his spelling mistakes obviously)

Me being called a “C” has made you laugh James? Doesnt make me laugh.

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Blimey! I bet his chubble sweats by the bucket load, the lucky git! LMFAO

Max!!!!!!!! ffs you dirty bloody git!!!. Trust you to think of that. :evil: :evil:

@Temptress wrote:

:lol: you may well be right there rubes, but things could be worse least hes not wearing socks :twisted:

OMG Just had a thought there Tempy….. could have been WHITE socks and sandles!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I bet they made him walk like he,d crapped himself too. :wink: :wink:

Happy birthday Summer, hope you had a good day.xxxxx

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ok Mr Brain of Britian Cash, :wink: why wont my upwords install then? I,ve had it on here before. It,s win95/98 so it should install but it wont. The screen comes up giving you the various options and when I click install game nowt happens. Same thing if I go into add/remove programes etc. FFS. :evil: :evil:

I…

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