Bat

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Ok, I,m driving along in my car today and I see a sticker in the back of someones car about slowing down for Bats!!! Well, I thought, I could think of a good sticker for Bats. It would have the Bat,(obviously) and a steaming great pile of shyte under it,s @rse with the words, “WOULD YOU LIKE MY SHYTE ALL OVER YOUR…

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@ToMmY-ToXeN wrote:

So is this whole thing about torture a load of media baloney and frankly if people choose a path of terrorism etc then they deserve everything they get???

certainly!!

wrap the noose around their necks, give ’em 5 minutes to start talking, if they refuse, pull the lever!! have the noose tied properly so it doesn’t break their…

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Livin on a prayer. Bon Jovi.

Chess the musical?? Do you really think people would actually PAY to go and see that? :shock: :shock: (well they might if they could chuck rotten eggs at her :wink: :wink: )

Who,s crying now. Journey.
Fool if you think it,s over. Chris Rea
Judie Tzuke. Stay with me till dawn.
Hall and Oats. I cant go for that.
John Farnham.. Your the voice.
Whats love got to do with it. Tina Turner.
Way of the world. Tina Turner.

Picking my children up from the airport today. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

OI chesticle, bats aint scary, ther,e cute, like me. :wink: And if they scare the poxy bloody horse so it shytes itself, TOUGH!!! That,ll teach it the poxy fleabitten thing to shyte all over the road so I get it on my tyres!!! :evil: :evil:

PMSL. I havnt got any roses lol. And how they clean their horses shyte up isnt my problem. It,s their poxy horse thats done it,s shyte all over the road, and got all over my tyres!! grrrrrrrrrr :evil: :evil: The bottom line(no pun intended :wink: ) is, it,s your poxy pet thats cr@pped everywhere, YOU bloody clear it up!! I dont want some…[Read more]

Awww thanks Wilma hunxxxxxxx

FFS Pete, I dont tread in it lol. And you have a very good point. You cant miss it, so if you can see it, bloody clear it up!!!! I DONT want someone elses horse shyte all over my cars tyres!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

Mornin folks x

well…. my Mother deeply ashamed of ME here….. lol i canny stopped laffin aboot it…. I was mindin my own business in oor garden…. Hosing down the garden…. when I noticed this ole git whom everyday 4 times a day uses the green belt with his fleabiten dug… whilest he drinks fae a can of Carling( image…

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@Robyn wrote:

People ride their horses on the city streets? Well I’ll be damned… :lol: I have horses but we only ride out in our pasture so no one cares if I clean up the sh it or not…

No hun it,s not city streets, it,s little country roads we drive along.(not dirt tracks, proper roads with tarmac lol). And we,d like to drive along them…[Read more]

Rat Trap. Boomtown Rats.
Broken Wings. Mr Mister
Africa. Toto
Keep on lovin you. Reo Speedwagon
First Time. Robin Beck.
Big Log. Robert Plant
Drive. The Cars
Baby I love your way. Peter Frampton.
Can,t stop this thing we started. Bryan Adams

@sunny wrote:

Bat f00k me sorry its late love happy birthady hope it was a great day hun x x x x x

Thanks Sunny hun.xxxxxxxxxxxxx

@Pete wrote:

Wow Pete, thats a great piccy. I,ve just saved it as well. Where did you find it? You are clever with pics and siggy,s. Thanks for the birthday wishes guys. Chess I,m in fits at your piccie,s . LMFAO. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nooooooooooooooo not Altered Images!! :shock: :shock: FFS what she did screech out was bad enough. It sounded like a cow in Labour!!! :shock: :shock:

Thanks Bev hun btw.xxxx

@(f)politics? wrote:

Hope you had a gr8 day fellow musketeer lol :D :D

Why thanks very much fellow musketeer lol. Apart from next door WARBLING and SCREECHING, and my kids not being here, AGAIN, it wasnt too bad. Cheers everyonexxxx

Awwwwwwwww thank you fast hunixxxxx. Bless ya heartxxxx

Just when I thought this day couldnt get any worse, SHE,(my neighbour I,ve told you all about before) only goes and gets the effing karaoke machine out and starts WAILING out “it,s got to be perfect” fairground attraction, and “Atomic” blondie. FFS. It should be ILLEGAL to make noises like that!! :shock: They,ve now been WAILING away ALL…[Read more]

Awwwwwwwwwwwww thanks guys, you,ve just made me cry again. Bless ya hearts. Tommy, I havnt got your card. I looked in my inbox and it was empty. (I,m bawling again now) mwahhhhhhhhhhhh. :wink: