Bat

@rubyred wrote:

please.. Bat i know you will sign. Im not getting at you ! this wee man was battered then taken to a party. he vomited blood all night,his loving mummy went out for 3 hours and prostitute herself s he was left in toilet in some drug den, while everyone laughed at the wee baby being sick and wretching. they flicked him with…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

What about Volvo? He looks just like a Volvo. plain and ugly. :lol:

FFS – She has Volvo on the brain.. Ha-Ha.. :lol:

Hahaha, bloody hilarious. :lol: :lol:

Ok – Enough of the Volvo Jokes!.. Found out you’re a Daily Mail reader.. There’s more fun to be had with that! Ha-Ha..…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Bat wrote:

What about Volvo? He looks just like a Volvo. plain and ugly. :lol:

FFS – She has Volvo on the brain.. Ha-Ha.. :lol:

Hahaha, bloody hilarious. :lol: :lol:

What about Gollum? He looks just like Gollum. Bald and ugly. :lol:

@maybe wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Is Hannah Montana the daughter of Tony Montana ???

Perish the thought !

Amen to that Maybe. One montana is quite enough thanks. Just imagine if Tony had been a twin. :shock:

Brilliant Aaron. Congratulations to you and Sarah. :D

@Pete wrote:

Just for Batty

The Volvo Song

It’s in Swedish i’m afraid and the beginning dont half sound like Achey Breaky Heart :?

It does a bit doesn,t it? He,s still about you know, old Billy Ray. My daughter watches Hannah Montana and he,s in it with his daughter, Miley. (real name Destiny Hope Cyrus) :roll:

@WooHoo wrote:

I’ve been driving in my car, it’s not quite a jaguar
I bought it in primrose hill from a bloke from brazil
It was made in Fifty-Nine in a factory by the tyne
It says Volvo on the door, the g.p.o. owned it before
I drive in it as i must, even though it’s full of rust
But I don’t really care, give me some gas and the open air…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually Woo Hoo, it wasn’t the Lake district … she went for a drive on her local Motorway (the M25) …. but nobody told her that it just went round and round in a big 225 mile circle.

It was only after her fifth meal break at the Clackett’s Lane service station that she began to get that deja vu…

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@Pete wrote:

If it’s about me i aint looking [-(

Of course it,s not about you, ya great prawn. :lol: :lol:

@brigitte wrote:

Awwwwwwwwwww Bat it was like a blast from the past reading your list of old regs, shame most of them disappeared after the site changed.
:(
Merry March xx :)

Well Brigitte I can tell you that Paddy, Keke, Pinty, Jenna, Shazzy, Alan Snowman, Mrs Becks, JD1, Murphy, aka tommo and no name are still there alive and kicking.

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Actually Woo Hoo, it wasn’t the Lake district … she went for a drive on her local Motorway (the M25) …. but nobody told her that it just went round and round in a big 225 mile circle.

It was only after her fifth meal break at the Clackett’s Lane service station that she began to get that deja vu feeling.

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Ellooooooooooo here I am. I havn,t flapped away don,t worry. And no I am NOT stuck in the Lake District in my car thank you woohoo. Flamin cheek. :lol:

I,m chuffed you all care, in fact I,m so chuffed I,m fillin up. *sniff*

And don,t forget, I,m always flapping around somewhere watching……………. muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. :lol:

It,s a nice idea Catty but can you honestly imagine anyone using it? The users don,t use the ignore function in the chat forums because they can,t stand to miss anything. :roll:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Beeker wrote:

Thought id come say hello…can’t believe my profile is still active haha…I see there is still a few oldies about :wink:

Oi Beeker …. less of the “oldies” if you don’t mind !!! I’m still about but i’m not THAT old ffs !!!

*coughs* :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

i refuse to wear anything 80’s

Awww don,t be a spoilsport pete. I bet you,d look really sweet in a Ra Ra skirt and a pair of legwarmers. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gum infection. :evil:

@Pete wrote:

I’d send that camouflage gear back i can still see you :?

You great plonker. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well said Jen.

Whilst I,m certainly not consumed with grief over this, I do feel very very sorry for the poor girl as I would feel sorry for any other woman going through this.

It made me go and have my test done and apparantly at my surgery alone, there has been a huge rise in women going for their smear tests which is a good thing.

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FFS. :lol: :lol: :lol: