Bat

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Are you two sick of turkey allready then? How can anyone possibly be sick of turkey? Turkey is good for you. Yum yum yum. :lol: Never fear, Bat is ere. Just for you I shall hunt down ALL the recipes for leftover turkey I can find. It,s NO problem, really it isn,t. Would you like that? :lol:

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Though the fact that you cant stay away despite there being no arses to kiss now speaks volumes for JC :wink:

Ello pete. ;)
Have you wrapped my present yet and put a bow on it? ;)

A bow isnt all i put on it :wink:

Ooooooooooo you little devil you. ;)

@Pete wrote:

Though the fact that you cant stay away despite there being no arses to kiss now speaks volumes for JC :wink:

Ello pete. ;)
Have you wrapped my present yet and put a bow on it? ;)

NCB that song was beautifull.
Happy Christmas to you.
xx

Inconsiderate.

I,ve got lights on my tree in the front room and round the kitchen window and thats it. We don,t have lights outside or displays outside like some people do.

Good old Tramp ‘O Claus.
Guess what else I found? I had hours of fun with this last year. I got some bloody good scores too. :lol:
http://www.eyegas.com/sproutifarts/

@CherryBomb wrote:

The size doesn’t matter it is a myth, hitting the wrong hole will make anyone squeal.

:shock:

@WooHoo wrote:

@*Dawny* wrote:

kids grow up way to bloody quick as it is, let them have some childhood ffs!

Well said Dawny..

And when it comes to your kids, I hate that when other people seem to think that it’s their business to take over… It’s the parents decision as to whether the child should know something or not!

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@Pete wrote:

Size of the member isnt important its the size of the arse that bangs it in

and i’ve got a big arse :lol: :oops:

pete!! I,m shocked at you. You just made a rude comment!! :shock:
About time too. ;)

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

Father Christmas (or Santa Claus) is a job description. A portly man who dresses up in a Santa outfit IS a Father Christmas. If another similar man dresses in a similar outfit and sits goes to another childrens’ party, he is also a Father Christmas. It’s just like being a traffic warden or a vicar or a soldier.

But…

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Well put Sarah. I agree with everything you said there. =D>

@Pete wrote:

See now i thought of a reply but :oops:

Have you got an end to keep up then? :lol:

Hahaha she,s been sacked. So she WON,T get a big fat pay cheque then. No money, NOTHING. Bloody good job, serves her right. I hope she chokes on her bloody turkey.
no pay off

@Pete wrote:

Our users have posted a total of 408232 articles
We have 1854 registered users

that should be 220.18985976267529665587918015102 posts per registered user.

Now i know for a fact i’ve made one or two more than that so whose not keeping their end up then

I havn,t got an end to keep up. Well not as far as I know anyway. ;)

Thanks NCB and the same to you. :)

Happy birthday pete. What would like for a present? ;)

Well two of the lovliest Christmas songs for me are:

celine dion
doris day

I also saw this today, also about Facebook. It is some virus that also affected Myspace users several months ago. I,m really glad I don,t allow these sites on my pc.
facebook virus