Bat

Oh I didn,t realise the machine has already been switched on and “done it,s thing”. I’ll keep my beady eye out for black holes appearing over my house. :lol:
I think I’ll go around the forums and boot everyone just in case it’s my last day on earth. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy birthday Sunny you old trout. (oh sorry that,s pats…legs it) :lol:
Have a lovely day hun.
xxxx

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

I am looking forward to friday, when my cheque should clear wooohoooo happy days! :D

@PATS wrote:

thursday. i’m off shopping to re vamp my lounge.

dont tell melmels but ya gotta get past wednesday yet [-o< 8-[

Well if we are all gonna snuff it pete can I FINALLY have my pervy pm…

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@Pete wrote:

@sweetie85 wrote:

I am looking forward to friday, when my cheque should clear wooohoooo happy days! :D

@PATS wrote:

thursday. i’m off shopping to re vamp my lounge.

dont tell melmels but ya gotta get past wednesday yet [-o< 8-[

Well if we are all gonna snuff it pete can I FINALLY have my pervy pm pleaseeeeeeeee????? ffs I,ve…[Read more]

So Max, is that pile of junk actually working now then? :wink: :lol:

Oh Mary I didn,t know that was on or I,d have watched it, grrrrrrrr. What time was it on and what channel? With any luck it will be repeated some time in the week. I love all things spooky.

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

I,ll make him take em caff. I,ll do what I do when one of my cats has to have tabs. I wrap him up in a towel, hold him betwwen me knees and shove the pill down his froat. Fancy that pete? :lol: :lol:

sounds ok to me =P~ :lol:

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I,ll make him take em caff. I,ll do what I do when one of my cats has to have tabs. I wrap him up in a towel, hold him betwwen me knees and shove the pill down his froat. Fancy that pete? :lol: :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Not to me it doesn’t..more the act of of someone trapped and despairing, and as PB intimated, someone who couldn’t bear the thought of leaving his wife and child behind to face the music and end up in penury.

I agree, although a sad story, whatever the reason.

A vast majority of the UK poulation have to live…

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@Dibb’s wrote:

Herman,

Quickly sling some fresh orange juice over it and claim you spilt a drink then claim on your contents insurance and get a brand new one man!!!

BTW Orange juice is best because the acidic qualities ruin the gold contents of the guts of the thing.

Use your head mate not your big toe (get it?)

Nasa spent millions of pounds…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Dear Bat,
My PC is always in trouble,
I want you to tickle my chubble,
Its taking the pi ss,
So give us a kiss
And I want to burst your bubble!

Satisfied DOA? lol

Hahahaha very funny lol. Max the reason your pc,s are always in trouble is coz they is shyte pc,s you get on the cheap from “mates”. ffs when will you learn eh?…[Read more]

@*Sian wrote:

It says they lay their eggs in rotting fruit and veg, mine are coming in the front room window, I am going to investigate tomorrow! I can’t stand shyte like this, I am all itchy thinking of the lil critters!

Bloody ell sian I feel all itchy now!! blurgh@flies. And I hate flying ants as well, horrible bloody things. Squash em all.…[Read more]

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Ok here the deal…..

Wirte a soppy love letter to bat………..

And I tell you how to fix it.

Doa have you totally lost whatever marbles you might have had??? I don,t want soppy love letters ffs. I,d throw up. And I told him how to fix it. Throw it in the bin and get a NEW one, ie BRAND NEW, not second hand from…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Ya dozy nugget! It is a Dell PC less than 9 months old ya narnapants! All I need is to solve my issue, then it will be all happy days! If ya don’t shaddup gabbin on, I’ll stick a banana up that feckin exhaust of yours (and that Volvo) and watch you and your car pop along into the feckin rainy sunset :lol: :wink: :wink:…

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Max for Christs sake just take the stupid pile of junk to your nearest tip and throw it in. Then go and see your brother and get on line on his pc, (providing that isnt a pile of junk too) and order a brand new Dell pc. You can customize it just the way you want so you don,t end up with unnecessary junk on it you don,t want or need. Maybe this…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Necrophilia in mortuarys isn’t as uncommon as you might imagine – in spite of Esme’s tongue in cheek comments.

When I was a student (in the 1930’s lol) I had a holiday job as a ‘nurse’ in an old folk’s home and did a twice a week shift in the attached mortuary.

It was a well known ‘fact’ (according to local informed gossip)…

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@StormDancer wrote:

for my new siggy! =D>

does this mean i’ve been accepted into the madhouse then? :lol: :wink:

Aye he is a clever bunny with siggys is our pete. And I,m delighted to welcome you as a fully paid up member of the lunactic asylum Storm, congratulations. :lol:

@sunny wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Seeing my daughter in pain and not being able to do nowt about it :evil:

She was at the orthathingy a dentist who does braces for the teef and he was hurting her as he put it on :evil:

She is now in bed asleep poor lil thing

my son had that done sunny. 3 days later one of the wires came loose…

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@sunny wrote:

I love DOA and want his babbies 8)

:shock: :shock:

@PATS wrote:

@sunny wrote:

Seeing my daughter in pain and not being able to do nowt about it :evil:

She was at the orthathingy a dentist who does braces for the teef and he was hurting her as he put it on :evil:

She is now in bed asleep poor lil thing

my son had that done sunny. 3 days later one of the wires came loose and peirced…

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