Bat

@ForumHostPB wrote:

How to strangle a cat:

Step 1 – take cat firmly in both hands and squeeze hard.

Step 2: to ensure that the cat is really dead – hang it upside down for a few minutes

Step 3: Cats make a tasty stew when served with a rich nourishing gravy:

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I junno Poli.. Captain has been here for a while…no idea. He’s a good laugh however. :D

You know what Rainy, I really like your siggy and avatar. They just look bright and cheerful and lovely. I just wanted to tell you that before I go off and watch my spooky stuff on the telly lol. :lol: Have a nice night. :D

@PATS wrote:

you can help choose names for my 5 day old kittens then. 3 boys 1 girl. altho i have named one boy floorboard.(long story) :D i hate ordinary names.btw.

How about gollum and jaws for the other two boys? I,ll have a think about the little girl. You could always call her Batty. :wink:

Catty I think your idea of a “births marriages and deaths” thread is a great idea. Maybe when we enter this particular thread it could play mournfull music so we all burst into tears upon entry to get us in the right frame of mind? :wink:
*lines up to be shot*

The bastard!!! Those poor little kids had to die so he could get revenge on his wife??? I hope he rots in hell. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Paying the balance of my holiday. :D

@sunny wrote:

Just hole the f00k on a miniute :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

WHAT THE F00K YA MEAN

thinking of killing lil old me and getting away with it :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@PATS wrote:

would just like to state page was NOT a forum 3 member. i had never heard of her till i got slung into the lobby (as u do when u sign in nowadays :evil: )and i was mesmerised at the amount of people leaving cos they couldnt see their keyboards fa crying. so like u do i asked…

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@PATS wrote:

my cupboard is a highly regarded secret. only the brave few dare enter. at the moment we are re decorating after chesses all nighter in there. :evil:

All nighter?????????? Doing what!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

@PATS wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Nice comments??????????? UP YOURS!!!!!!! How DARE you try and encourage Just Chat members to be nice.!! Before you know it, we,ll have cath holding Just Chat prayer meetings!! :shock: ffs. Now stop all this being nice garbage and get on with the bloody insults. :twisted: :twisted:
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PB did…

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@kevin wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Nice comments??????????? UP YOURS!!!!!!! How DARE you try and encourage Just Chat members to be nice.!! Before you know it, we,ll have cath holding Just Chat prayer meetings!! :shock: ffs. Now stop all this being nice garbage and get on with the bloody insults. :twisted: :twisted:
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PB did that on the second…

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Nice comments??????????? UP YOURS!!!!!!! How DARE you try and encourage Just Chat members to be nice.!! Before you know it, we,ll have cath holding Just Chat prayer meetings!! :shock: ffs. Now stop all this being nice garbage and get on with the bloody insults. :twisted: :twisted:
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Well I can answer the car question for you cath. Before I got my Volvo I did have a ford fiesta, little red one. Great car it was, but alas it had to go the great scrap heap in the sky. Before that I drove hubbys old mark4 cortina,another great car, and before that I had a Hillman Avenger. Many moons ago I also had a lilttle red beetle. A PROPER…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: just trying to help bat :lol:

I bet you know all the right things to say in a crisis don,t you? :lol: :lol: :lol:

calm down dear it’s only an advert :lol:
Twas ok there was nowt wrong and i packed in smoking although i still climb the walls occasionally 7 month later…

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@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: just trying to help bat :lol:

I bet you know all the right things to say in a crisis don,t you? :lol: :lol: :lol:

calm down dear it’s only an advert :lol:
Twas ok there was nowt wrong and i packed in smoking although i still climb the walls occasionally 7 month later :shock:

Like Spiderman? :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: just trying to help bat :lol:

I bet you know all the right things to say in a crisis don,t you? :lol: :lol: :lol:

@PATS wrote:

my washin machine packin in….again :evil:

Get a bloody twin tub PATS. My poxy useless pile of junk automatic packed up a few months ago. I am NEVER getting another one again. This twin tub is brill. I have a great time doing me washing now. The things that make me happy lol.

@Pete wrote:

mine started off with a porrly throat finished up as

I,m sure that,ll be a mighty big comfort to Sharon pete lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Sword wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

petes never been anything but a gentleman to me,

My point exactly, and he nevers threatens violence, never reveals personal information, much like the rest of the sheep, the righteous few, the immaculate conceptions, the Gods of JC.

becomes an un sheep and slaps sword(Geoff) about with a wet…

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@Chess wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

what he doesnt think on is that i know who i sent siggy’s too Now stands to reason one of them has opened their gobs to geoffers without realising geoffers cant keep his shut :wink:
Of course Geoffers is way too nice to say who aint ya Geoffrey :lol:

I know who you sent siggys to as…

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