Bat

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

@ugo wrote:

WHY is snow white ?

Please post this question in the technical help section, where we can ridicule belittle and take the p!ss out of you no end, ty.

I hope your not suggesting that staff and users alike would dream of taking the piss out of another user? Mind you, it,s only ugo so I suppose it doesn,t matter. :lol:

Why is the first biscuit in the pack always broken?
Why arn,t computer error messages written in English?
Why do horse owners let their horses shit all over the road?
Why do my cats charge around the house at night and sleep all day?

BM I didn,t forget to quote anything, I merely quoted those particular quotes. I did point out that they were just a few quotes out of many.

Now they are searching the lake. I,ve highlighted a few comments made by readers, there are of course many many more.
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COMMENTS : The one by AJ of somerset is particularly interesting.

Now correct me if I am wrong, but ages ago there was an article about the possibility of a lake/reservoir being searched in connection with her disappearance?…[Read more]

London Calling……The Clash

Telegraph Road…….Dire Straits.

Whose cryin now…..Journey.

Can,t stop this thing we started….Bryan Adams

@chickenman wrote:

@Bat wrote:

I don,t remember anyone having such things when I was a kid, it was obviously rarer than it is now.

Were nuts invented when you were young ???

Well of course they were ya great pillock. I was merely saying that I don,t remember many kids getting allergies back then. It seems to me more common nowadays. :roll:

Tilly this sounds like a nightmare for you. What CAN your son eat? I presume things like fruit are ok? I confess I don,t know an awful lot about nut allergies, but I do know that nut allergies seem to be very common these days. I don,t remember anyone having such things when I was a kid, it was obviously rarer than it is now.

This is a clip from Sophies Choice. It,s all in German btw. Harrowing.
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@sharongooner wrote:

When is this due for release then? I love stories from that era.

You can buy it here Sharon. I,ve just ordered it.

That was harrowing ROBBO, really harrowing. I watched some of the others too. Awful.

MAMA.
Genesis.

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Im sick of these poems,
Never anything new.

Postman arrives with a huge sack what glee,
It’s not suprising cos im Gawjus you see.
Cards from admirers from far and wide,
I stick them up with such pride.

Even 1 from Ugo i almost choke,
I knew there was something strange about that bloke.
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@Cas wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Almost every week, in some magazine or other, I read a story about yet another stupid sad middle aged old bag, who has been duped by a foreign man, (who is usually about 10 years or so younger than her) into beleiving that he loves her, and she,s the love of his life etc. Here,s another one. For crying out loud this one is…

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@waspish wrote:

cockstruck slappers. they ought to be locked up to protect us all… fat fundamental orifice white leggings yellow hair. rolls around the thighs. this is my impression, does anyone know what these losers look like ? do i feel sorry for em….erm….no.

Haha very good description there waspish, I like it lol. The vast majority of…[Read more]

@butterflyangel wrote:

Thank you very much, i trust that you have signed the petition that is being circulated online. They are probably not bothered about what they have done, but that will be left on their conscience, whereas we are building our life back.. we will keep everyone informed about what is going on.

Right butterly, I have looked at…[Read more]

And another one. :roll: :roll:
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@PATS wrote:

imagine the scene……….

hi nice to meet you i’m *******

fook off me will rip ya fookin hed cos me dunt care geddit.

:lol: :lol:
You have to say this in one of them north east accents(shudders)

His greeting would be somthing like: “I,m sweaty knackers, (hic belch) nice to meet you ya fat fooker, (hic belch). Did you call me a…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

fink i’ll go an youtube it. :lol:

Haha that,s a bloody good idea that is PATS, then we can have an exclusive of sweaty “ripping everyones fookin head off”. :lol: So, I take it the meet is still on then? One problem though remains. We still don,t know where it is!! ffs someone MUST know surely? I,m begining to think sweaty dreamt…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Just looked Sharon …. it all seems fine to me (and to everybody else).

Whilst I’m not saying that you are going totally mad and seeing things that aren’t there ………. how about you just have a little rest dear, and those nice men in white coats will come along and give you an injection …. and everything will be alright…

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@Reason wrote:

Right ya koooonts me doesn’t mess about,i think most of yas are tossas i wont deny it,so the invitation is still open to come and lard me up,i will rip ya foookin head off mind ya…….. but me does loves yas…….silly kooonts ya pathetic bunch of bastads it’s a foookin chatroom with more lowlifes than Ghandis flipflop…i.e.…

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