Bat

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

I’ll be the judge of that Mr :wink:

Well…

Actually, better not. Rubes’d probably think this was a wedding invitation :lol:

Wedding?? ooooooooo can I be matron of honour?? :lol:

Not being able to find the other half of my jim jams. ffs. :evil:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

A gentleman never tells :wink:

Your a gentleman? Blimey. :wink: :lol:

@chickenman wrote:

Mind you in saying all that i think BAT should get a knighthood for driving a Volvo in jimjams :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I still havn,t found the botton half of em you know. Bastard poltergeists. :lol:

I’ve got an idea, what about giving the life boat men who save lives just for a minimum wage or the thousands of normal people who work hard and get no thanks what so ever…….just a thought

=D> =D> =D>

@sunny wrote:

OK I’m a stupid superstitious old fool and i no the Christmas tree and trimmings should come down the 6th

But i wanna take the lot down new years eve to clean and do all my windows before the new year

Now i took them down early last year and to be honest had a sh ite year rushed in on the 7th Jan with me trapped hernia and then…

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@sunny wrote:

Batty im sh it at trying to explain but il have a go when ya plug ya mp3 in the usb port go into media player

There’s a lil box that says cd drive h drive c drive then it should say removable drive its the removable drive thats your mp3 click on that and it tranfures it all over

Thanks sunny I,ve finally done it. I had to click on…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

New year is for gay gays! Its full of part timers in the pubs, so the bas tard pubs close early, then open up with a charge on the door, or a “gay advanced ticket” ffs then proper pub goers like me, are forced to pay 10, 15 or 20 quid to get in the places i want. Its gay gay gay! Bast ards the lot of em, i wish Bat would…

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@sunny wrote:

Baty up load her cds then plug ya mp3 into the usb socket it then cmes on the screen what to do its a peace of pi ss honest

If i could do it a few years ago for me kids im sure you can

Its all mp4s and ipods this year but my ipod iv got my daughter to download all the tunes on it for me lol

I did that sunny. I plugged the thing…[Read more]

Right. I,ve ripped the cd onto my pc, but I have no idea what to do next. I,ve clicked everything and I can,t find anything about transfering the music I,ve ripped onto the poxy MP3 player. I,ve got windows media player, but I can,t find owt about mp3 players. ffs why do things have to be so complicated. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

@chickenman wrote:

Your Volvo might be possessed and go around killing people in Morrison’s while your in bed wearing your noddy Jim Jams. Could be Stevens Kings Christine all over again :lol:

I havn,t got anything as common as noddy on my jim jams. They,ve got Spongebob and patrick on em. :lol:
And if my poor volvo gets possessed, it,s the f…[Read more]

@chickenman wrote:

The old duffer in the tart car VW Bettle who wouldn’t let me change lanes :roll:

Oh well if that had been me, I,d have made extreemly rude gestures and told em to go fuck themselves. Then asked them if they,d like a copy of the highway code shoved up their bums. Not that I,m actually admitting that I swear or anything. :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

They’re coming to take you away ha ha….!!!

I know, I can see em outside my house in their flying saucer waving my pyjamas at me out the window. :lol:

@Miss Minx wrote:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

@Miss Minx wrote:

Is there an echo in here :lol:

You heard it as well? That’s a relief, after my last check up they said I’d stop hearing the voices :lol:

But are you still seeing dead people? :lol:

I don,t see dead people, I just have poltergeists in my house and flying orbs that turn my pc off. I,m…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Possibly, just like in that film. You know the one, ‘Snow White’ was in it.

Can’t imagine that going to the gym will do much good but if you think it will help then fair enough :lol:

Snow White was in the excorsism?? :shock: I still havn,t found the other half to those pyjamas. They,ll probably turn up in the car. :lol:

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

I usually have that problem with socks – they go in but they don’t come back out. Maybe that’s the source, all this time people look for explenations for strange things happening when all along it’s the washing machine pulling the strings :D

So you reckon it was my washing machine that made my pc turn off?? :shock: Thats it I,m…[Read more]

@JohnBoy25 wrote:

Maybe it’s cos you were trying to download music.

I’m just throwing it out there as a possiblity…. :lol:

I wasn,t trying to download music, I was in forum3 actually. Ahhhhhhhhh, thats, it, it,s JC,s fault. Does that mean I can put in a complaint??? :lol:
I,ll tell ya something else weird that happened. I put some washing in…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

They are coming to get you Batty ….. they definately are !!!

Flickering lights and unexplained power cuts are only the first sign. Soon you’ll find that things are not where you left them and doors keep opening & closing by themselves.

Best thing is to put on your duffle coat and bobble hat and only eat tinned food that you…

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@chickenman wrote:

Your TV and lights are on different circuits so if your TV and light went off it’s most likely a power supply prob to your home . The only other thing it could be is your home is on a Psychics layline and prone to poltergeist activity. If i was you i’d sleep in the car from now on :lol:

Spherical objects to you…[Read more]

Oh bloody shaddup the lot of ya. It DID happen I,m telling ya, and I havn,t been on the christmas sherry either..so ner. Rotten swines. :lol: