Bat

I agree with PB Catty. Stay well away from bloody AOL. I used them once, many many years ago and it was an absolute cow to get rid of. You practically have to wipe your hard drive to get rid of it once it,s there. I,ve been with BT for donkeys years and imho there,s nowt finer. I,ve had users in the room who have had BSkyB as their isp and they…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

By popular demand … here is another little song for our very dear friend UGO.

This one is performed by:

PB and The Guidettes

I met him at the weekend and my heart stood still
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron
He bent right over and I gave him a fill
Da doo ron ron ron, da doo ron ron ron

Yes, my heart stood still
Yes,…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

pmsl, didnt know you could sing!!

Oh PB is a Jack of all trades Sharon. You should hear his drunken Scottish accent. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds like me Dad lol!!

I wonder if Dereks in the building yet??

And Ugo has been somewhat quiet today……………

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@Claire 57 wrote:

Has anyone else noticed the absence of Ugo today :?: :?: :?: :D :D :D :D

He,s probably gone out to get himself a new outfit so he looks hot for his “date”. :lol: :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

The JustChat UGO Song – verse 2.

Ev’ry drag queen who’s ever been good,
Is sure of a treat today.
There’s lots of marvellous things to eat,
And wonderful games to play

Beneath the trees where nobody sees,
They’ll suck and fuck as long as they please
‘Cos today’s the day that UGO’s getting his prick licked.

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@sharongooner wrote:

pmsl, didnt know you could sing!!

Oh PB is a Jack of all trades Sharon. You should hear his drunken Scottish accent. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There was another message on my screen which said:

“could not initialize AVG anti virus kernel interface. application cannot run”

However it all now appears to be fully functional and working normally. Strange. :?:
I,ve got poltergeists in my house, I know I have. :evil:

Exactly right PB. I did geriatric nursing for ten years. Patients were visited infrequently, until, as you rightly said, when they were nearing “the end”, then all the distant nieces, nephews and estranged kids would come crawling out of the woodwork and sit round the bed, shedding the odd crocodile tear, hoping that they had been left something…[Read more]

@fay wrote:

Hi, I have just installed Java Version 6, Update 2, because I was having problems stayin in chat. I kept getting booted out. Someone said it might help.

It didn’t help! Also, now, the font in chatroom and pc boxes has changed. I can’t read it so easily and don’t know how to change that back. It’s going to ruin my chat experience,…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

This is my 1000th post and I would like to take this opportunity to thank all you lovely people who frequent in JC. I have had such a laugh in 40’s since I began coming here and I would like to thank everyone in there!
I also would like to mention a few names……

Thanks to Druid and Temptress for creating siggys for me and…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

That has gotta be Charles in disguise innit?

Nope Max, I,m tellin ya, it,s a “friend” of Hajis. And Tommy? If I see one person turn up at my house with a tea cloth on his head and dark glasses and a camel, may God have mercy on you young man. :twisted: :twisted:

@Smiley wrote:

I understand. Rules are rules. Do not worry, I am still giving you Sunny, Cath, Bat and hell, I’ll even chuck in Stevenage F for free. The fattest of them all here.

Some Nigerian meat in her might cheer her up!

OI!! Your not selling me to some bloody Nigerian ya git. :evil: You tried to sell me to the nice arab man Haji once with…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

You should take up daytime prostitution – working from your trailer – and offer reasonably low rates so as to get a foothold in the market.

If the trailer park manager was charging $15 to mow your lawn – and that must take quite some time – you ought to be able to get at least $5 a shag.

Provided you work hard you should be…

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@PATS wrote:

god love him PB :lol: u wud think one of the many people who pm/d an begged him not to leave wud ave a word in his shell like and tell him wot a complete n utter tw/at he meks himself look every time he posts. even i feel embaressed for him at times. :lol: :lol: :lol:
anyway i googled…………an got this :shock: :shock:…

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@Cas wrote:

Hiya Bat

I went onto that site and I got an email today saying petition had been approved.

New address for it is :- http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/MargaretsLife/

Could I please please please ask all of you who signed this one, to transfer to this new one. It’s a much better site as it’s nationwide. It’ll also be in my local papers…

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@Smiley wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@sunny wrote:

He has always said my lil saxo was a bag of sh ite

….. and he was right !!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

If you all think Bat with her Volvo on the road is bad ……… I’m getting MY license soon. I’ve had 14 lessons, and I have an intense course booked for next week. :wink:

Hey Tommy good luck…[Read more]

It,s Bats both ends I,m worried about :shock: :shock: :shock:

@Chess wrote:

Just want to say a great big THANK YOU to you all for all your good wishes. I had a great time and theres still the weekend to go :lol: well ya have to stretch these events out dontcha :lol:

I was gonna say im touched by all the posts but on further thought i was sure it would bring the eejits amongst yas out with the comments…

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Happy birthday chessy.

@Marie-Lpool wrote:

@Smiley wrote:

Oops :oops: do you think the recent weather is my fault for complaining about it back in April? :?

Yea its your fault smiley with all this rain, lol
Any chance of wishing the sunshine back here, for all the school kids on their 6 weeks summer hols. It will be a night mare if all the kids are stuck in at home…

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