Bat

@fastcars wrote:

Women have turned nagging into an art form. Here are 5 basic womens nags.

The Single Subject Nag: “Pete, how about taking out the rubbish?” A pause. “Pete, you said you’d take out the rubbish.” Another 5 minutes later. “What about that rubbish Pete? Its still there.”

The Multi Nag: “The grass in front of the house looks a mess…

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@ugo wrote:

Why does DOA feel it necessary to go in chatroom impersonating me & giving people sh it
Does “nt he understand yet about IP numbers ……. ](*,) ](*,) ](*,)

Yes he often impersonates you ugo. Maybe try registering your nic? Only a fiver for year. Then doa can,t use your nic can he? I often try and get people to register their…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

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Tis working again now ,,,,, no need for sarcasm is there

Sarcastic? moi? perish the thought. :wink: :wink:

Nope no problem ugo. Must be you. :wink:

@Smiley wrote:

Done. Sorry, Bat – But spending a fiver is worth it just to get the chance to bug you :P :lol:

Speaking of bugging people young Tommy, do you remember Haji and fruit bat? :wink:
Let me remind you lol.
Young Tommy here would come into 40s as Haji the nice arab man and wind up poor old Bat. He,d offer money,and camels if I,d…[Read more]

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Since its conception in 1985, Comic Relief has raised more than £337m for good causes in the UK and Africa.
Over the years, Comic Relief cash in Africa has educated people about HIV and AIDS, taught women to read, immunised children and helped people rebuild their communities after conflict.
Across the UK it has helped disabled p…

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@ugo wrote:

FFS people if i wernt a member of certain parties

I`d think you lot where a right load of skint flints :lol: :lol: :lol:

Being a skinflint has got nothing to do with it ugo. Fact is, giving money to these countries is just like flogging a dead horse. As long as they keep on having more babies, there will never be enough food to go…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Just be glad I said spit. I was originally going to say something else. It’s kinda like spitting… Same kinda colour…

Actually, it resembles apple sauce a lot better than spit.

Shall I stop there? :lol:

ffs Tommy shut up you dirty little bugger. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

TO be honest, I don’t see the point in getting involved in this kind of argument.. When in reality.. None of the money sent to these charities actually help.

There’s still hunger, starvation, poverty, famine. How has it helped? It hasn’t.

It goes to corruption.

Sadly Tommy your quite right. Over 20 years since the first Live Aid,…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

Done. Sorry, Bat – But spending a fiver is worth it just to get the chance to bug you :P :lol:

Cheeky sod lol. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I just hope they don’t start chucking spears around when I refuse to apologise.

I’m sure the b*stards spat in my food. Still ate it, mind. I just pretended it was watery apple sauce.

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@Smiley wrote:

Yes mummy

Think I’ll have a nice fried bat sandwich for breakfast.

Ok you,ve asked for it.

Now if you dont, behave it,ll be naked men next. :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I’ll tell him who gave me a new funny name to use [-(

Here was me, thinking of settling with RimMyGoatPlz

Well he wont, believe you because he loves me to bitssssssssssss. So ner. :wink: And if you use that name, you just know what will happen don,t you? Behave yourself…..or I,ll tell Pedant and post pics of creepy Bats.…[Read more]

@Smiley wrote:

You mean slavery is illegal?! :shock:

I’d best let that family of Zulus out of their basement cell.. err.. living accomodation :oops:

You daft sod. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

That name is still tickling me. Thanks a lot Bat. I’m just going to have to use it now! Just give me ideas while I’m trying to be a good boy why don’t ya? :lol: [-(

Right, thats it. (mails Pedant) :wink: :lol:

@Smiley wrote:

I’ve already quit drugs. Now I’m quitting alcohol until I can learn to say “I’ve had enough” instead of having 2/3 day binges. Haven’t touched a drop for 2 weeks now 8)

I need another outlet to blow off steam! :lol:

And NO, not knitting! [-(

And w*nking Billy goats off gets a bit boring after a while :lol: NO PB, I’m not…

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Right I,ve done it again. FFS I,m getting addicted to this lol.

Time. 2.08

Crash 0 (thats the truth)

Accuracy 85% (did better)

Level score 210

I couldnt do the next level, I bashed into everything. grr.
Mind you, I,ve had a stressful morning. I turned on my pc and discovered I had worms! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Give a woman driver an inch ………… and she’ll park in it !!!

Martin, PB,s picking on me…again. Can,t you cancel his Daily Telegraph for a week?That,ll learn him. :lol: :lol:

So the answer to your question ugo is yes, I can park my car…eventually. :wink: :lol:

@Oss wrote:

They probably forgot to log out the night before :roll:

Someone stayed logged into 40s once for 3 days. I had to boot him in the end lol. He,d completly forgotten he was there. I did pm him and tell him. He didnt mind bless him.
You know who you are. :wink: