• Bat replied to the topic how do u in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    Torture your neighbour’s cat – in fact torture anybody’s cat. Make the furry crap machine squeal. That’ll relieve your boredom.

    Poor innocent little puss cats. Dear sweet little balls of fluff that they are. How could you possibly want to torture this. Bless.

  • Bat replied to the topic Hi everyone in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @Geoff wrote:

    And me…

    You never send me sordid pm,s. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

  • @ugo wrote:

    Walking out of Morrisons & watching a asian womans bag burst all over the place , Then walking through it without a second thought of helping :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    Was This wrong do you think :-

    Bloody hilarious UGO. PILLOCK. :roll: :roll: :roll:

  • Bat replied to the topic local NHS in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago

    Sharon both my kids have been off school all week as well. They,ve got a bad cold, sore throat and my daughter has an ear infection. Very painful yes. Upsetting for mum to see kids upset and in pain, of course. Nine times out of ten however, these things are caused by a common old virus. Antibiotics dont work. I,m sorry, you can shoot me if you…[Read more]

  • Bat replied to the topic Evil b@stards in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    Lets not eh Batty , come on lets leave it to what its actually about eh ….!!!

    :wink:

    this time :)

    UGO ffs, this is a serious thread, about child abuse. I,m trying to establish what the childs skin colour has to do with anything? :?:

  • Bat replied to the topic Evil b@stards in the board Getting serious 19 years, 3 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    Should`nt have given the kid back to the parents ffs & it said on news that the parents had been under review …….Says a lot for the for the Board Of review don`t it


    was it a Black kid though ……..

    :?

    I dont know UGO, why, what has the childs skin colour got to do with it? :?:

  • @ugo wrote:

    @Bat wrote:

    @ugo wrote:

    ffs what is it with you people with your pointless polls !!! =; =; =;

    Yeah right, this coming from the king of pointless polls FFS. Pillock. :roll: :roll: :roll:

    pillock n. Idiot. You could almost decide having read this dictionary that any unknown British word is most likely to mean “idiot”. And you could…

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  • @ugo wrote:

    ffs what is it with you people with your pointless polls !!! =; =; =;

    Yeah right, this coming from the king of pointless polls FFS. Pillock. :roll: :roll: :roll:

  • @white witch wrote:

    Like I care :)

    Oh I see you havnt left yet then. I thought you were flouncing off in a huff because we are all a bunch of saddos. Have you demanded that your account be deleted yet? :wink: :wink:

  • @ForumHostPB wrote:

    A deaf cat called ”Paws” ….. yeah right. It’s bloody lucky that it didn’t get the microwave instead. Horrible nasty insanitary creepy things, cats.

    My neighbour’s cat is called ”Bastard” and it’s deaf from being shouted at to stop it shitting on my garden. If I had a shotgun … or better still a bloody great starving…

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  • @HermanGRRRman! wrote:

    LMAO@Ugo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I’d be a dog so I could GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR all day, drag me ar se along the carpet and lick me own boIIocks! :shock: :shock: :twisted:

    Now why doesnt that surprise me you dirty bloody git. FFS Max. :evil: :evil: :evil:

  • @ugo wrote:

    I`d be a Donkey

    I resemble a Donkey in certain features so im told ( no not a long face n big ears ) :lol:

    :P :P :P

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    No UGO, you dont resemble a donkey, you ARE a donkey. :wink: :lol:

  • Bat replied to the topic Amazing Photo site in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @PATS wrote:

    i’ll ave u know my school was aproved ugo! [-(

    An approved borstal? :wink: :wink: :lol:

    (hides)

  • Bat replied to the topic Amazing Photo site in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @HermanGRRRman! wrote:

    What a load of tosh!!!! Im no chimpanzee ffs.
    I hope that is a trusted site as i entered my details on there!!! GRRR@PB

    Max you are a twassack. FFS Do you really think PB would put up a link for us to click if was a bit “iffy”? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

  • fastcars > i ope sunny falls down bog and drowns herself

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  • Bat replied to the topic What a whopper!! in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @AbitofMary_J wrote:

    my m8 was 14lbs 8 when he was born and he came naturally ..!! no wonder she stopped after him… feck that..

    Jesus H Christ Mary, that must have been like giving birth to one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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  • Bat replied to the topic Useless drivers in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @sunny wrote:

    Oh come on women drivers are the worst 8)

    How many f00king times was a women to blame for neally knocking me of me scooter

    And now im a driver im sick of seeing the b ites never thank you when you let them out They all think they have right of way :twisted:

    I would take ever womens lincence of them and make them walk :twisted:…

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  • Bat replied to the topic Useless drivers in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @ugo wrote:

    womens Driving . FFS you wanna change this heading to ” Womens Spelling ” :lol: :lol: :lol: Theres two F`s in off sunny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    And only one in fuck UGO. as in OFF. :wink: :lol:

  • Bat replied to the topic Useless drivers in the board Off topic chat 19 years, 3 months ago

    @PATS wrote:

    @ForumHostPB wrote:

    @nut case wrote:

    I know its a couple of years old… sorry, I’m sure the new edition is much more helpfull. You could plan a route far away from all those useless drivers :)

    The 2007 Edition includes a page of helpful hints for women drivers.

    Hint No 3 is entitled: “How to throw a hissy fit effectively” and is…

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