Bat

Something irate parents say to their kids.
“do you want a smack”?

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

Oh shaddup Bat tarticles!!!! Ugo, i reckon land mines would be a better substitute!! :D/ :twisted:

Shaddup Max ya bloody git. :wink: I,m glad you,ve got rid of that f*****g orrible avatar btw. It was bloody orrible. Dirty git. :evil:

@Oss wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@Oss wrote:

Awww can’t we have a peace treaty here please :?

Peace? In JC? £$$%$*+S!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Yeah i said Peace Bat – now bugger off and be nice :roll:

Up yours. :wink:

@Oss wrote:

Awww can’t we have a peace treaty here please :?

Peace? In JC? £$$%$*+S!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

Emmalush can you pls take your politics eslewhere dear, its getting old now.

I like politics, especially if it involves chucking stink bombs into mosques, oooops i forgot, they’d have no effect! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :-

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@ugo wrote:

@(f)BB46 wrote:

Yes at times it is like a war zone, and it is hard work for the guides, they have my sympathy :(

what for & I hope you not refering to that damm Bat :?: :?: :?: :lol: :lol: :wink:

UGO, you know what you can do dont you? I dont have to spell it out do I? Clue: It involves shoving something somewhere. :twisted: :twisted:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

You know for once I feel sorry for the poor sod /AA who has to keep fixing it after she use it for more that 5 mins.

Well at least the car looks older than she is.

Doa you great useless dense lump of lard,it hasnt had to be fixed yet by anyone. I,ve only had it a week ffs. Just when I thought you couldnt talk any more…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

I lost it ages ago :wink:

Tell us summat we dont already know UGO. :wink: :wink:

@sunny wrote:

Wow bat neally as nice as me lil saxo :wink:

Thanks Sunny. Its a great new batmobile it is. I love it. :D :D

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@nut case wrote:

Hope you’re a member of the AA/RAC :shock:

Yes I,m in the RAC ty lol. I,ts a great little car I tell ya. I,ve just got back from a drive to my parents house.(bout 20 miles) It drove perfectly. I,ts got a full service history with it..all it,s MOT certificates.…

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@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Bat wrote:

@nut case wrote:

Hope you’re a member of the AA/RAC :shock:

Yes I,m in the RAC ty lol. I,ts a great little car I tell ya. I,ve just got back from a drive to my parents house.(bout 20 miles) It drove perfectly. I,ts got a full service history with it..all it,s MOT certificates. Great car, and even greater driver…

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@Chess wrote:

LMAO Hermy shes gonna kill ya :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

So Batty a cool new batmobile then 8) (may God help us all) Enjoy and keep safe x x

p.s Do you keep it your cave i mean your garage at night

Elloooooooooooo Chessy. :D It is a super cool batmobile isnt it? 8) Red too. I drove it today over to my parents…[Read more]

@ugo wrote:

seems to me you wanna spend more time on your security first before spending most of it on your signature :lol: FFS ITs getting as bad with signature`s now as it is with bliidy name changers lol why not just get one & stick to it like people like my self, PB errrrm :lol:

UGO my security is fine tyvm. If I want to change it I will…[Read more]

Now just see here. Theres nothing wrong with my pc I tell ya.It doesnt need burning. I can look after it perfectly well, and if I cant, I know just the man who can. :wink: :wink: Now then, if I press that button there……… oh dear. ermmmmmmmmm. Oh look, theres a new button I didnt see before. Now I wonder what that one does? oops.(ring ring…[Read more]

@nut case wrote:

Hope you’re a member of the AA/RAC :shock:

Yes I,m in the RAC ty lol. I,ts a great little car I tell ya. I,ve just got back from a drive to my parents house.(bout 20 miles) It drove perfectly. I,ts got a full service history with it..all it,s MOT certificates. Great car, and even greater driver lol. :D :D

@Matty wrote:

you got yourself a right good babe magnet there, bet you can’t wait to drive it around town this evening

Err Matty? I,m a lady Bat. I dont need a babe magnet.!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

look here it is.

Now then, if I press that button there, what does that do? Oh dear, why have I got black and white stripes across my monitor? ermmmmm Oh I know, I,ll press Del 3 times, that should do it. Ooops now I,ve got bats flying across the screen. Ok plan B. I,ll re boot and hit Del on start up then go into the BIOS. That should do it.…[Read more]

@HermanGRRRman! wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Great news for ya folks. I,m the first one in the history of my entire family ever…to be a volvo driver!!! How about that then? And here is a picture of of an exact replica of mine.

So if you see a mad Bat flying around in the country in red volvo, its meeeeeeeeeeeee.!!!
(I can hear PB,s groans from here)…

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@sharongooner wrote:

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

For the love of GOD and just to shut her up

http://service1.symantec.com/SUPPORT/nsw.nsf/0/1ca221de0acf8b6a88256c2f0074213c?OpenDocument&seg=hm&lg=en&ct=us

Get you putting god in caps over our bat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! may he shoot you down!!!!!!! :wink:

He???? “ahem” I,m a lady Bat tyvm. tut. “He”…[Read more]

@ForumHostGM wrote:

Hello, Technical help line, how may i help you madam?

Thank you GM.xxx Ya see PB? Thats the way to do it. :wink: Least someone cares, unlike some people. :wink: :wink: