Bat

@fastcars wrote:

Bo/llox to it…. im starting to get to like this virus… i mite just leave it there sitting in the corner to frighten off wittering women hehehe. I can give him a pet name and chuck pieces of meat at it when hes hungry. Bat meat…. :twisted:

So fasty dearest, how are we feeling today then? Still feeling like this are…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

@fastcars wrote:

HOW THE FOOK CAN I CONCENTRATE WIF U TWO WITTERING ON!!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

but but but.we is tryin to helppppppppppp uuuuuuuuu hun………….*titters* 8)

It,s only coz we wubs you fasty. :wink: We iz only tyin to elp innit? He,s not very grateful is he Pats?(miserable old fecker) Is he always…[Read more]

@PATS wrote:

hes sayinnnn bad bad fings about u in msn bat. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Oh is he indeed? Well, thats charmin innit eh? All you do is try an elp, and wot fanks do ya get. Cor blimey, I dunno why I bovver I dont. If that dont work for ya Fasty me old china, I,ve got just the fing I ave, ere, take a gander at this then, it…[Read more]

ok Fasty I,ve found just the thing for you. This is just what you need. Use these guys and no more virus.

If that doesnt work, you,ll end up looking like this:

@fastcars wrote:

*gets out his large pan ready for making bat-wing soup*…. :twisted: :- =P~

Now see here you, I was only trying to be “helpfull”. Give the poxy thing a bloody good whack with the hammer and hey presto, no more virus. You,ll have a knackered machine yes,but at least you wont have a virus any more. :wink: :wink:

@fastcars wrote:

Dont you two bloody start…. :lol:

Somebody Helpppppp Meeeeeeeeeeeee…. :evil:

Awwwwwww never mind hun, look, have one of these, that should get rid of your virus for you:
:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Dear Bat,

It’s obvious that your computer ought not to have been purchased from the car boot sale. May I suggest that you pour some highly inflammable liquid into the air vent at the back and flick a lighted match at it?

Don’t bother to back anything up, just burn the lot – including all those lovely CD’s and floppy…

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@fastcars wrote:

Right….. I did what you said (it was f12 by the way) I opened the computer in safe mode. I then clicked onto my virus scanner to open it. Guess what happened when i clicked onto “begin scan”

FOOK ALL :evil:

Fast hun, if I were you, I,d refer to the very “helpfull” advice PB gave me on my IE pages…[Read more]

Gloria Vanderbilt.

You beat me to it Becky, yes it,s Silence of the Lambs…scary! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ellooo Chessy. :)
Hides from the darts. :wink:

Ermm Martin one teeny thing I noticed with KITT in that clip? He,s changed a bit. H,es a right hand drive now!! :? :?

@Tommy wrote:

NO!

HANG HIM!

HANG HIM I SAY!

JOIN THE ‘HANG HOFF CAMPAIGN’ NOW, SAVE US FROM THIS TORTURE!

Tommy I,ll let you into a litle secret shall I?

I,ve got a Hass CD. :wink:

@Liam-Wabbit wrote:

the easist way to find out is to take the side of the case off and look at the spare slots.

this is an example of a board thats got an agp slot , the brown slot is agp the white ones are PCI standard
http://www.foxconnchannel.com/Product/motherboard_detail.aspx?ID=en-us0000072

this is an example of a board thats got a PCI…

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@Liam-Wabbit wrote:

you need to find out if your boards got a free agp or pic express port

What is all that and how do I find out if I,ve got it?

@Tommy wrote:

The Hoff sucks.

Hang him high!

Oh stop ya bloody whinging you. :wink: I watched his video on the music channel yesterday, and I thought it was good. My daughter likes him as well, and she loves KITT. That is one cool car. 8) 8) 8)

Yup it does indeed update itself every day and do a virus scan as well,. but it still says the same thing about the date. :? :?

Just had a thought. Does it acutally matter if the date is incorrect? If it doesnt I,ll leave it. Knowing my luck I,ll make a pigs ear of it then have to spend 6 hours on the phone with PB. :wink: :wink:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

Dear oh dear! :(

Over 24 hours before you got a response. Poor Bat! :wink:
I can remember the days when your technical queries were answered
even before you’d asked them. :lol:

I know Owen terrible isnt it? Dont know what this place is coming too when I
have to wait longer than 24 hours for a reply. Dont know how I coped I…[Read more]

I,ve just watched a video on Yahoo where Steves widow spoke out for the first time since his death. She told us that his 2 year old son Robert is finding it particularly hard. He said to her “I wish I could get sick mummy” She asked him why on earth he wanted to get sick and he said “so I can go to heaven and be with my daddy” :cry:…[Read more]

@ChatHostUK wrote:

Dancing in the Streets – Bowie and Jagger. Amazing.

Yep I love that one. 8) 8) 8)