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@fastcars wrote:

Pats will be so pleased at your obvious enthusiasm to give her away PB. :D She will be so proud as she takes your arm and walks down the aisle of the tiny 15th century church…. all dressed in virginal white. O:) …. with the beautiful Pennine Way as a romantic backdrop. It will be a moment im sure we will all remember for the rest of our lives. :D

Rubes….. fantastic poem darling…… what does it say? :?

Oh and DOA……. I rarely see her clothed.. :wink:

I was laffin until I got the bit about pats being in virginal white then I nearly choked to death. :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(hides from pats)

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@pats wrote:

voted.
u dale winton lookalike u. 8) :lol:

You know Pats, you,ve got a point there….sorry oss. :lol: :lol:

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Just to let everyone who takes the piss out of my beautiful red vovlo know that it,s just passed it,s mot for another year…so ner. :D :D

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Wonder if this will turn out to be another hoax?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070613/tuk-portugal-britain-crime-a7ad41d.html

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

@bat wrote:

@hermangrrrman! wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Bat, my darling, if I smash it up, I won’t be able to come online and you won’t have the great honour of chatting to me ever again!
Is that what you really want? Is it? Eh? Eh? :P

At least my PC isn’t as old as your Volvo! :lol: Your Volvo was invented before roads were ffs! :lol:

You just bloody shaddup about my volvo you old git. At least it didn,t fall off the back of a feckin lorry ffs. And who says chatting to you is a pleasure then, eh? eh? :wink: :lol: :lol:

Smash the bloody thing up Max, ffs. Scrap is all it,s good for. Once you,ve smashed it up, you could make a dalek out of it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMFAO@Bat calling ME old! :lol:

You should be nice to me, woman! After all, I was considering buying you some new boots because you were so nice to me. I was thinking about getting you some thigh high ones with spurs in ’em. I aint gonna bother anymore, cos u don’t lub me no more! Waaaaaaaah! :(

Oh ffs Max shaddup. I,ve already got new boots thank you. :wink: So you can take your thigh high thingys and pick an orifice to shove em in.! :lol: :lol:
And for your info Max, I was a year older last week..do I care? NO. So you can shove your comments about my age the same place as the boots. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Bat, my darling, if I smash it up, I won’t be able to come online and you won’t have the great honour of chatting to me ever again!
Is that what you really want? Is it? Eh? Eh? :P

At least my PC isn’t as old as your Volvo! :lol: Your Volvo was invented before roads were ffs! :lol:

You just bloody shaddup about my volvo you old git. At least it didn,t fall off the back of a feckin lorry ffs. And who says chatting to you is a pleasure then, eh? eh? :wink: :lol: :lol:

Smash the bloody thing up Max, ffs. Scrap is all it,s good for. Once you,ve smashed it up, you could make a dalek out of it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

@bat wrote:

@hermangrrrman! wrote:

GRRRRR my PC is gay!

Can’t play videos whatsoever now! GRRRRR

If i click to play a vid……….
It will say “connecting to media” as per normal, but it will stay on that and it never actually connects.

It should begin “buffering” but it never does anymore! Waaaaaaaaaaa :(

Somebody save me please!!! :lol:

Max ffs get a grip. Your pc was bought from a “mate” for 50 quid right? No wonder the useless heap of junk doesn,t work properly. Coupled with the fact it,s windows 2000 ffs. Do what PB would suggest. Burn the poxy thing, claim on the insurance and get a new one, preferably windows XP. From a SHOP!
Twassack. :wink: :lol:

That wasn’t very helpful now was it Bat? GRRRRRR :evil:
My PC isn’t broken, it’s just being gay! Maybe Ive changed some settings by mistake, or I have a virus. I really need to play my videos on youtube! Waaaaaah! :evil:

Max the poxy pile of junk is being “gay” because it,s feckin useless and it fell off the back of a lorry ffs. It was probably invented before virus protection was anyway. Smash it with a hammer. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@hermangrrrman! wrote:

GRRRRR my PC is gay!

Can’t play videos whatsoever now! GRRRRR

If i click to play a vid……….
It will say “connecting to media” as per normal, but it will stay on that and it never actually connects.

It should begin “buffering” but it never does anymore! Waaaaaaaaaaa :(

Somebody save me please!!! :lol:

Max ffs get a grip. Your pc was bought from a “mate” for 50 quid right? No wonder the useless heap of junk doesn,t work properly. Coupled with the fact it,s windows 2000 ffs. Do what PB would suggest. Burn the poxy thing, claim on the insurance and get a new one, preferably windows XP. From a SHOP!
Twassack. :wink: :lol:

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Forum one obviously. :wink: They are a lovely bunch in there. I don,t have many scrollers and cappers tbh. If I do, they arn,t there long.
:wink: :wink:

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OI!! I,m not a porker. :evil: I,ll have you know I lost 3 stone, and I,ve kept it off too……………. so ner. :D :D

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