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@hermangrrrman! wrote:
LMAO@Ugo!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I’d be a dog so I could GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR all day, drag me ar se along the carpet and lick me own boIIocks! :shock: :shock: :twisted:
Now why doesnt that surprise me you dirty bloody git. FFS Max. :evil: :evil: :evil:
@ugo wrote:
I`d be a Donkey
I resemble a Donkey in certain features so im told ( no not a long face n big ears ) :lol:
:P :P :P:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
No UGO, you dont resemble a donkey, you ARE a donkey. :wink: :lol:
@pats wrote:
i’ll ave u know my school was aproved ugo! [-(
An approved borstal? :wink: :wink: :lol:
(hides)
@hermangrrrman! wrote:
What a load of tosh!!!! Im no chimpanzee ffs.
I hope that is a trusted site as i entered my details on there!!! GRRR@PBMax you are a twassack. FFS Do you really think PB would put up a link for us to click if was a bit “iffy”? :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
fastcars > i ope sunny falls down bog and drowns herself
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@abitofmary_j wrote:
my m8 was 14lbs 8 when he was born and he came naturally ..!! no wonder she stopped after him… feck that..
Jesus H Christ Mary, that must have been like giving birth to one of these!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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@sunny wrote:
Oh come on women drivers are the worst 8)
How many f00king times was a women to blame for neally knocking me of me scooter
And now im a driver im sick of seeing the b ites never thank you when you let them out They all think they have right of way :twisted:
I would take ever womens lincence of them and make them walk :twisted: :twisted: 8)
And as for bats driving pfttttt :wink:
Now look ere missy lol.I always thank people for letting me pass. I might be a mad Bat but I,m a good driver lol. Oh I had a great thought today. How about, if I got a Bat sticker for my car and a guide one too? Then I,d not only be advertising the face that I,m a mad Bat in a red volvo, but that JC employs mad Bats in red volvos as guides. What do you think PB? Good idea or what, eh? eh? eh? :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:
@ugo wrote:
womens Driving . FFS you wanna change this heading to ” Womens Spelling ” :lol: :lol: :lol: Theres two F`s in off sunny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And only one in fuck UGO. as in OFF. :wink: :lol:
@pats wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
@nut case wrote:
I know its a couple of years old… sorry, I’m sure the new edition is much more helpfull. You could plan a route far away from all those useless drivers :)
The 2007 Edition includes a page of helpful hints for women drivers.
Hint No 3 is entitled: “How to throw a hissy fit effectively” and is aimed at all those women drivers (that’s all of them BTW) who are doing their makeup in the rearview mirror and totally miss direction signals given by male drivers. It also includes useful phrases for emergencies such as:
“He was in the wrong lane” (for use on single lane carraigeways).
“He didn’t indicate” (for usage – see above).
“But this is a one-way street” (for use on two way streets).
“I’ve only had one glass of wine” (for use when totally unable to stand).
“This is my husband’s / boyfriend’s car, he’ll kill me if he finds out.”
“I didn’t do anything, it must be YOUR fault.”
It concludes with the helpful advice that if all else fails, or if stopped by the Police, break down in tears and become hysterical. (A small piece of peeled onion is included to assist with tear production during the crying process). However, most female drivers won’t need this as they have had many years experience in instant tear production as a means of
getting their own way.
soz batty but i thort this pic an advice was bleddy hilarious. :oops: :D :D :D
You bloody would. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. :wink: :wink: :wink: :lol:
:P :P :P
