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@forumhostpb wrote:

How to strangle a cat:

Step 1 – take cat firmly in both hands and squeeze hard.

Step 2: to ensure that the cat is really dead – hang it upside down for a few minutes

Step 3: Cats make a tasty stew when served with a rich nourishing gravy:

Your just bloody wicked you are. Poor little kitties……………how could you??? I don,t know how you can sleep at night, thinking of those poor sweet little kitties, who have never hurt anyone. :evil:
Would you like me to send you some nice pictures of my two cats? You could pin them up in your study and gaze at them every day………ahhhhhhhhhh. :wink: :lol:

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@rainbowbrite wrote:

I junno Poli.. Captain has been here for a while…no idea. He’s a good laugh however. :D

You know what Rainy, I really like your siggy and avatar. They just look bright and cheerful and lovely. I just wanted to tell you that before I go off and watch my spooky stuff on the telly lol. :lol: Have a nice night. :D

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@pats wrote:

you can help choose names for my 5 day old kittens then. 3 boys 1 girl. altho i have named one boy floorboard.(long story) :D i hate ordinary names.btw.

How about gollum and jaws for the other two boys? I,ll have a think about the little girl. You could always call her Batty. :wink:

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Catty I think your idea of a “births marriages and deaths” thread is a great idea. Maybe when we enter this particular thread it could play mournfull music so we all burst into tears upon entry to get us in the right frame of mind? :wink:
*lines up to be shot*

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The bastard!!! Those poor little kids had to die so he could get revenge on his wife??? I hope he rots in hell. :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Paying the balance of my holiday. :D

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@sunny wrote:

Just hole the f00k on a miniute :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

WHAT THE F00K YA MEAN

thinking of killing lil old me and getting away with it :shock: :shock: :shock:

All I know sunny is that whatever she was planning was going to take place in her cupboard, and chess was going to be there too!!! Doesn’t bear thinking about!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
*shudders*

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@pats wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@pats wrote:

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

@pats wrote:

would just like to state page was NOT a forum 3 member. i had never heard of her till i got slung into the lobby (as u do when u sign in nowadays :evil: )and i was mesmerised at the amount of people leaving cos they couldnt see their keyboards fa crying. so like u do i asked wat was up :D was then told someone had just posted their last message as they were expected to die that night sometime. so after sayin i was sorry i tootled into forum3.
fa some reason a load of lobby users then came in to spread the bad news. about this time sunny was just threatening to kick some coonts ba/lls into the back of his throat cos he dissed birmingham [-X amongst the usual hilarity sunnys comments always cause.a lady known as blonde55 laid into sunny fa enjoying herself whilst someone was at deaths door.this as you can imagine caused a near riot. weapons were handed out…..insults exchanged..memories of other long departed users reminiced over…..and general mayhem reigned until said lobby user who started this slunk off.
hope this clears the confusion up. 8)

lmfaoooo now THAT was fookin hilarious :lol: :lol: :lol:

u shud ave bin there pebbs……the tar n feathers were ready…..cross erected……witching stool in place over pond….klu klux klan all ready.
if i hadnt hid sunny under my t shirt we would ave bin lamenting her passing now. fookin shockin it was!!!!!! [-(

lmfaooooo pats youre on form 2nite gal :lol: :lol: :lol:

u fink i’m kiddin dontcha….i swear as true as i’m sat ere devising how to kill sunny and get away wif it……it all happened just as i sed. i was so shocked i nearly passed me fags round! :shock:

LMAO PATS ya daft mare lol. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@pats wrote:

my cupboard is a highly regarded secret. only the brave few dare enter. at the moment we are re decorating after chesses all nighter in there. :evil:

All nighter?????????? Doing what!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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@pats wrote:

@bat wrote:

@kevin wrote:

@bat wrote:

Nice comments??????????? UP YOURS!!!!!!! How DARE you try and encourage Just Chat members to be nice.!! Before you know it, we,ll have cath holding Just Chat prayer meetings!! :shock: ffs. Now stop all this being nice garbage and get on with the bloody insults. :twisted: :twisted:
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PB did that on the second post you stupid sycophantic B@stard
try having a thought of your own

“Stupid sycophantic bastard eh? Blimey, never been called that before. Thank you very much. :lol:

that was nrly as funny as my vinegar faced old scrote comment. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: p.s batty….fook off. :-

Oh yes I remember you vinegar faced old scrote comment lol. BTW PATS…………….

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