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@Rosepetal wrote:

Happy Birthday Bat.
May your bells never droop from your belfry and your sonar never need batteries!
Love Rose xxxx

Thank you Rose. I think my batteries might need recharging now lol. :lol:

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@Dibb’s wrote:

@bat wrote:

Thanks all of you for your good wishes. I had a lovely day. My parents HAD to embarrass me didn,t they? They only got me a choccy cake, put candles in it and sang happy birthday. gawd. :roll:

Where did they find a cake big enough to put all the candles on is what I wanna know?

Have a great Birthday (39 again huh*)

Dibb’s

(what are you now in Bat years…….Like a dog is seven years per year etc etc I bet your about 300 an sommat years old eh)

:lol:

A cake big enough?? I,m not THAT old, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I can,t actually remember how old I am now, funny how senility creeps up on you isn,t it? :wink:
I have no idea about Bat years, never thought of that lol. 300 years indeed, pffttttt. Flamin cheek. :lol: :lol:
Thanks Dibsy. xx

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@pats wrote:

nowt wrong wif big ears. gives u something to hang on too. 8)

Dirty mare. :lol: :lol:

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Thanks all of you for your good wishes. I had a lovely day. My parents HAD to embarrass me didn,t they? They only got me a choccy cake, put candles in it and sang happy birthday. gawd. :roll:

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I just had a thought Martin. For an extra birthday prezzie, can I have another crown please?? :lol: :lol:

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@chess wrote:

Happy Birthday Bat

Have a great day

x x x

*smiles*

Ermmmm GM chess wished me happy birfday then she “smiled” at me!! eeeeeeeek!! :shock:

Thanks chessy. :lol:

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@forumhostgm wrote:

she’s old, humour her!

hee hee hee!

love ya bats. :wink:

OI!! Your supposed to stick up for me not join in!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
I spose I love you too ya old goat. :wink: :lol:

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@chathostuk wrote:

Not another birthday – how many more can one person take?!? ;)

And just what is that supposed to mean then?? Are you implying I,m getting on a bit?? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Mind you after the day I spent with my kids at the zoo I felt old, my legs were killing me. Gawd. :roll: :lol:

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@forumhostpb wrote:

@kateee wrote:

Just a thought have you seen her lately as she could of passed away knowing Senior Management will be giving PB servere grief until she is found!! :lol:

This thought did occur to me….. but senior management has been really nice today. Mind you, it makes me damned suspicious when this happens – is it a smile or is she getting ready to bite??? Scares me sometimes – so think what it might do to a poor little defenceless mouse???

Gwenny might of course have been listening yesterday evening, as I was getting my final instructions, and (if she’s sensible) might have gone into hiding.

Then again, it could be that daughter’s notices plastered all over the place have had some effect.

I shall renew the special organic crunchy peanut butter with an even larger dollop per trap and await developments.

PB when senior management smiles at you, is it a genuine smile? The kind that reaches your eyes, or is it one of those sly, side look smiles? If it,s one of those you need to be seriously worried, it means she,s plotting something. Before you know it, YOU,LL be in the trap and not Gwenny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well then theres your answer PB…go down to Battersea dogs home. There,s bound to be some nice cute little doggy sitting there, all forlornly, just waiting for someone to take him home. You can take him for walkies every day, (you,d enjoy that :lol: ) and in return, he can scare the crap out of poor innocent sweet little Gwenny. Sorted!!
Failing all that, try putting cheese on the trap. My Dad used to do that when we were kids, worked every time……….SNAP!!
Poor Gwenny.

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