best man

i seen a pic lucy where paris hilton had put 4 pink wellies on her dog,have you got that?

colour,sky blue
food.goulash
drink,pernod
song,oh far to many to mention,
dayout,sitting on top of a hill
tv,shameless or an idiot abroad
website,red tube
cartoon,wacky races
animal,mongoose
clothibg,casual.

aaarghh,oi lucy where did you get that pic of me mam from.

get yer butt over here then lucy,im having a great time

sniffs :D ,

what do we want,pics of ladies underwear
when do we want them
we want them NOW!

happy belated birthday jen,again,now listen jen dont worry your pretty little head about it.you will still be in a job,you can be my p.a or summat.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

im only joshing lucy 8)

happy belated birthday jen x

watch and learn lucy,watch and learn. :P

im just going to walk through the door lucy bold as brass,with my gang behind me :D

lucy get home now,how many times do you need telling,dont play in f1 on your own!!1

i think anc means 76.5 thats a 69 with v,a,t dinner for 2 anybody :P

grrr i cant have a “pop” at animal cos he is usually ok and does some good pics(not as good as mine like) ok i will call a truce if anybody wants to continue talking about underwear so be it, but can we have more input from the ladies. :D

ok if thats the way you want to play it thin
im giving you 100 lines
i must learn not to be so insubordinate
make sure they are on my desk by friday morning.

ask the granny he shagged ruby?

the other one was you master plan you are stupid,never ever have the temerity to reply to me again.

rubys come home :)

i didnt receive anything ruby im just chortling that you thought i did :D

im surprised at you lucy,pasty,mystery are just nob heads and the other berk get yerself a proper board,like 3 have today,f2 boards are idiotic its like theyve been promoted from f1 to f2 then f3,now do i dare to face the ultimate challenge to patschat,nah none of you are intelligent enough,no balls,no wit,no invention.