bon bon

@Pete wrote:

Methinks the novacaine might be wearing off

I like to see a man hurting

PML at Queen Sweetie

Queen Biatch

To be honest the only meet I would go to is one where I *know* the people going
I met up with Carol and Cazbar a few years ago but I’d already formed a solid online friendship with them.
People I would like to meet…
carol and cazbar again because they were lovely
as was Arkle and Did
Sue
Rosepetal
Pats
Sunny
Ruby
sharongooner
Chess
Vampy
Queen…[Read more]

I had to take all my bin bags out for binmen
and Rupert needed a wee
whats your excuse for being up so early?

found
one mobile phone and 2 packets of soggy rancid chocolate eclairs
lost
one mobile phone
I put it somewhere safe
its somewhere in this soddin house but don’t ask me where I’ve put it!

On average I get 2 phone calls a day because I am so popular
so i could be waiting a long time to hear Michael singing to me

My new ringtone is going to…[Read more]

Day Two

The heavens opened
Iv’e just taken my bin bags onto the grass verge and I’ve squelshed all the way
I’m sat here with soggy trouser bottoms and remains of dead squashed slugs on the soles of my shoes (not my pet ones I hasten to add, my daughter assalted them a few weeks ago)
Luckily I cut my grass yesterday but, again, the hedge and…[Read more]

@Esmeralda wrote:

I hope the weather holds good for you Bon-Bon. We throw a big garden party every summer for family and friends; trestle tables are loaded up with food and drink and hubby’s band limbers up with a few tunes to set the sheep jigging with the cows. However, this year the weather has been too atrocious to dare to circle a date in the…

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what rubes said

hes only jealous
and so am I

@sharongooner wrote:

I see, I thought you were just being extremely funny!

oh
I re read my post and realised it sounded that way sharon
doh!

I do tend to ramble like my bushes

I’m only surprised you warned me about the ditch!!!!

Is it Losing My Religion Phone call or
Girlfriend in a Coma Text message

:shock:

@sunny wrote:

kate i love ya lol best idear in ages

Mugs di for her stash of chocolte eclaires :twisted:

I lost yesterdays supply walking home from work
along with my mobile phone, discount card and comfy slippers

see esmerelda , the glutton!

@sunny wrote:

Its as hot as f00k here =D>

If I hire a minibus can we have the BBQ at yours
All the kids will behave
Not sure about the twins though ..

@Esmeralda wrote:

Found: Box of chocolate eclairs going off in heat so had to ..erm..bin them..may have swallowed..er..binned pink mobile phone along with ’em.

Feckk..I was hungry!! :twisted:

Esmerelda!!!!!!!!!

I’m more gutted about the eclairs

Ive just had a thought…

I’ve been excommunicated :shock: (just for toybulldog)

What Suns said :evil:

:?

a picture speaks a thousand words

(or something like that)

I’m having a Hilda Baker moment

@sharongooner wrote:

I see, I thought you were just being extremely funny!

:?

@sharongooner wrote:

Happy birthday to your twin, I hope she returns the favour on your birthday!

thank you sharon x

Its my twin sisters
they are 4 and a half years younger than me
one of their daughters has organised the BBQ at my mums and the whole family is going

pete

If I remember rightly
you was the one to identify my voracious plant
why…[Read more]

Having a family BBQ this evening to celebrate my twin sisters birthday
then tuesday and wednesday I really need to get into my garden
its like a wilderness and my Himalayan Honeysuckle has taken over
its started to grow round the windows and on an evening I’m sure I’ve heard it tapping at the glass
If you veer off my garden path it tries to grab…[Read more]

I’m with you on that one Kateeeeee
4 fresh cream chocolate eclairs a day
I put 7lbs on in a week