bon bon

whoops
silly me
i forgot to quote :?

That woman on the ad who said it looks like a collieflower!

I love cauliflower cheese

can you see me suns

do prossies wear knickers :?

suns
I still cannot see you signed in m s n :?

@Matty wrote:

means, no bum sex allowed

thought so

@toybulldog wrote:

you owed it to Rupert.

Everytime you reply he gets some exercise, and that’s so important. Otherwise he’d just sit around the house eating cheesecake and laughing at your nose.

No one laughs at my nose except me
and a blob of foundation works wonders

why did i just read all that :shock:

@Pete wrote:

my hair first thing in a morning

@Sir Actor wrote:

note to self;

pete has short term memory loss but his pudding is huge.

thats his prostrate

(or should that be prostate? bubbles to it it is early!!)

are you taking the mickey

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

yes :shock: ‘arn’t you clever

:roll: oh dear …..

what???????????????

Honeymoon in Skegness
repent at leisure

an evil t wat I knew was drawing unemployment benefits
He wanted the council to sort the rendering on his house
He had the local papers take a photo of him in front of said rendering wearing his works hard hat
He was taken to court by council when clerk of works read article

What goes round comes round :twisted:

and no I would never inform on anyone

@Chess wrote:

*walks in front of Di ringing a bell*

:lol: :lol: :wink:

stabs chessy in back and trips up Pats
ner ner

tomorrow night I shall be wearing a burka thingy
you see a lot of them around nowadays

@Pete wrote:

Simply stop smoking whats a few stone ffs

a heart attack :?

yes :shock: ‘arn’t you clever

still dont know what my toads called :shock:

i’ve got a great big scab on the bridge of my nose and i supposed to be going out tomorrow night

sat here listening to it now with a great big scabby nose
and a lovely young man in my downstairs loo

what a way to start the day

been nice reading your posts Toy
Sometimes I can even understand them