bon bon

knew I was boring :shock:

I nearly cried

@rubyred wrote:

nothing worse than your own kids laughing at ya :) My daughter and my grandson are just away, they have a christening tomorrow and i was offering stacey a loan of one of my dresses.. ened up a right laugh as we were trying on some horrors i got from ebay. that looked GREAT at the time,on the ebay pic but are a polyester nightmare.
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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I bet your son was horrified! :lol:

He’s got used to me but i am in a predicament

Ive can’t find my last back door key
All my kids deny responsibilty
So last night I didnt know what to do
Luckily they all stayed at friends so it was just me
I finally went to bed at 2 30 (up at 5.30am for work)
What do I do tonight :?

@rubyred wrote:

aww poor Di,, if i was nearer id have invited ya out for a small cinzano !

bless you rubes

Wouldn’t mind they laughed at me
so Ive grabbed a punnet of strawberries and a bowl of sugar and am sat here dunking them as i type

mind you they did move and all waved bye as they went

there are no such things as coincidences in politics

(ok rip that statement to shreds, I’m tired, but in my head I know what I mean))

seeing sunny back

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

an actual night out would be nice :?

You lot are soooo funny

i just wacked my screen there thinkin there was a bug running on it..!!!

Kill Rupert and and feel Pats wrath :evil:

Poli meet Rupert
Rupert meet Poli

Hes a gift from Pats
Says it all really
bless

@sharongooner wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

:twisted:

Just read all that
Been at work all day and its been an eyeopener
Police called at one point
but hey ho all in a days work
it ended in a group hug
Me, a supervisor and a dirty great big workman

Still havent even clicked on Outlook Express

I’m useless at opening any mail, even Royal Mail

Thats the…

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:twisted:

Just read all that
Been at work all day and its been an eyeopener
Police called at one point
but hey ho all in a days work
it ended in a group hug
Me, a supervisor and a dirty great big workman

Still havent even clicked on Outlook Express

I’m useless at opening any mail, even Royal Mail

@~Pebbles~ wrote:

if its spiders you like ive got a shed full – swear some of them look like bird eaters the size of em – i only know this from looking though the heavily cobwebbed window – one of them once had a massive bumble bee in its clasp! its my shed dammit and they wont let me in!! cu.nts.

PML

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@minim wrote:

In slow motion? Just don’t fall asleep with your finger in the plant pot. :D

OMG thats a thought, especially when you see the view i’ve got out of my kitchen window

@PATS wrote:

It could be Rose, Sharon and Dianes Creature Thread

bloody cheek………MY rupert started this………….*flounces off in a huff leaving ruperts relatives to wreak havoc* :evil:

Ok

Chess, Dianes, Pats Rose and Sharons’s thread

(alphabetical orderof course)
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doesnt say pete its just a pot with brown stuff in

runs in kitchen and sniffs
can’t smell a thing mims

I know there is a tropical plant that gives off the odour of rotting meat but I don’t think sven is one

@bon bon wrote:

A Bird of Paradise

I was answering Sir,Actor then but Sharon got in my way
I try not to use quote if I can but she was too damn quick for me

Poke it with a pen to amuse your friends or feed it baked beans

Oh I’ll click on the link
thanks :shock:

Thanks Toy
Thats made it a lot clearer :shock:

PML
you sounded like me then