bon bon

Some people type and type and its all very err interesting but you want it to come to an end
Some people have the gift to make the page jump and grab your imagination
Rubes you are a star mwahhhhhhhhh

Hmmmmmmmmm idea for a thread emerging :twisted:

Roses post :D

Robots that hoover

I have one already
Its called Diane

Goblin Teasmade I bought at a charity shop because I’m getting old and I can’t function without a cup of tea. No instructions with it but uselss anyway. Its sat looking at me on my bedside table for months.
Unfortunately, another side effect of getting old is desperate need to wee as soon as you awake. After having to quickly dash to loo I’m up so…[Read more]

I’ve woke up to that Rubes
Cup of tea and a better read than the Daily Mail

To cath I leave my goblin teasmade
Got it at Cancer Research for a fiver
Unused, because it had no instructions

Rubes
I thought I was doing really well thinking I knew what a whitey was ffs

What the hell is a 12″ Thai Pig Stick :?

tis what I thought
I’ve been lucky so far

thats the word!!!!
Orb!!

whats a whitey or shouldn’t I ask

or should I know!!!

tomorrow I shall take my new £10 state of the art digital camera with the plastic viewfinder and keyring attachment and try to photograph my snake lamp

Don’t get excited Rubes it cost me £2 from Cancer Research

thank you for getting me out of that hole Esmerelda
now I understand why I posted it :P

Chess has expressed an interest in my computer

She wants to donate it to the British Museum

well it sounded ok when I typed it

you know when you go back to something a little while later and think, why the hell did I type that??
Im having one of those moments
and probably in 30 mins I shall think same about this load of tripe

In fact I.m thinking it now

Oer

we could start a crusade

Semolina was similar but creamola had the edge
Yellow heaven

Oh heck

He wasn’t flying that plane.
NOT UNLESS HE CAN MULTI-TASK

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

I’ll take em with the shed then. :wink:

tsk

don’t ask for much do you!!! :roll:

@rubyred wrote:

I was in surrey this time last year, right on the flight path to Gatwick.. half of the joy for me,was sitting in an Orchard,on the excuse of smoking, and watching the flights go in and out. id look up in child like wonder at WHAt and WHERE were they going.. its that close they get jettison fuel on their windows. something strangely…

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i bluebottle, 6 medium flies, carcass of large sunny type moth, 2 of my daughters hairs a stupid spider and…………
53,289 tiny flies

well my solar lights couldnt have managed a moth
they were pathetic
first time ive seen them in the dark
that was also crossing my mind

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Leaves rubes her cappuccino maker and (rushes back to what made me smile thread, altzheimers you know)…george foreman grill. Also my snake lamp that does lightening bolts in a sphere :twisted:

@PATS wrote:

and we all know why we are discussing wills………glares at rosepetal………..

i leave my msn history to bon bon.

cos i love her.

creep creep……………..

oh and if kateeeeeeee is watchin

tis all lies! :?

*contacts all publishers with regard to Pats m s n files*

@Esmeralda wrote:

Ooooh, first dibs on the spiders, please. I’m rather partial to arachnids, particularly the ickle weeny baby ones.

to esmerelda i leave

my little black spider tattoo
my victorian spider broach,
my silver spider necklace with the wiggley legs
assorted dangly spider earrings
framed oxfam tarantula greetings card
dressy little…[Read more]