bon bon

Happy Birthday Ruby and GD xxx

Did Rex pick on Sarah. I must have missed that.
Barstewerd

Sarah sarah sarah :D/ :D/

a good ‘seeing to’
why else do you think i’m up at this god forsaken hour

@Sir Actor wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

talking of recipes, the one pete gave be for jam roly poly turned out like a brick :roll:

Hmm maybe – you being a “lady” and all – you ought to leave the cooking to those who do it best (the men) and just do what you women do best (the washing up).

sorted. :wink:

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@fastcars wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

Ive just put my first flypaper of the summer up.

As someone who wouldn’t even kill a slug (everyone of lifes creatures has a use) I love watching flies land on it and suffer.
Every time I go in kitchen I check to see if any more have met a sticky end
So far there is one and its still wriggling :twisted:

Chasing…

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@Pete wrote:

Cant be bothered to quote but you did use self raising flour yeah ?

as every woman knows
following a recipe
if it doesnt state SR flour
you use Plain
:roll:

and it wasnt too wet
I wondered if the tin foil was too tight

@Pete wrote:

Its Carol Vorderman’s birthday tomorrow ?

whos she

Give the man a Blue Peter badge

and yet Carol Vorderman leaving Countdown warrants the first page of some of the tabloids :roll:

talking of recipes, the one pete gave be for jam roly poly turned out like a brick :roll:

to bed :?

You mean’t Pats of course Pebbles :?

too quick an end Pats :twisted:

The fly papers or the flies???

If its the flies they sure are thicker

Tsk
They can’t fall out Pats its too sticky :roll:

I raced onto this thread to console you :evil:

I bought a woolies strimmer (prob posted this elsewhere) the cord was 12″ long.
Used it for 5 mins the plastic whirly but dropped off :?

Five and a half flies,
a moth the size of suns,
a stupid spider,
2 of my daughters hairs
and
a cobweb

@UKPilot wrote:

Cath has already donated her mouth as its been well exercised over the years and should still be capable of outpouring caustic and vituperate comments for at least another century.

good job they don’t transplant brains

Happy Birthday Soulbabe xxxxxx