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I sat on sofa last night, typing in JC one handed
In my other hand I grasped a can of fly spray
A soddin fly was tormenting me(its brothers were probably dangling from my kitchen ceiling)
Three attempts and I blitzed the little bugga
It collapsed in my ash tray!!! where it buzzed and wriggled for at least 20 mins throwing ash up everywhere
In the end I emptied ashtray in bin
I can only laugh at suffering for so long

Anyways…

Shopping today I bought a venus fly trap ( I asked sales assistant and they didnt do child sized ones) and a pack of three window stickers that have daisies on them. Its the posh alternative to fly papers. so far the one i’ve put up has caught 2

God, I do go on…. :?

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today I bought a George foreman grill because it was in a sale
It cooked 4 richmond sausages to perfection

Minim.

Dont waste money on a tampax remover
A cordless vac with the nozzle attachment works just as well
Make sure you put it through the dishwasher after though
(great for getting at the cobwebs too)

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Cath, you were hilarious and cheered me up no end
Pebbles, you frightened me to death and I hid in a corner
Toy, you left without saying goodbye
You was all p issed and I was sober as a newt but battered
I loved you all that night
Peace man
V

PS when can we do it again?

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Same as Pats said.
never really spoke to him before but hope he’s doing well
Diane xxxxx

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Oh :shock:

Sara sara sara :D/

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who’s the siggy???

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definately a toad mims, it had knobbly bits

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does anyone know the name of the toad version of rampant rabbit?
It has a toad whos head rotates with a choice of 3 speeds

I promised the girls at work I’d find out

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rampant rabbit :oops:

only its a toad but I can’t remember its name

was telling them at work yesterday and for the life of me it’s totally gone out of my mind
My double divan is against the wall and its hidden in one of the drawers so the kids can’t find it.

I’ve left instructions with my sister where it is so if anything happens to me she can get rid of it before my mother finds it. I’d throw it myself but I have visions of a cat getting at my bin bags and dragging the contents across the lawn or the bin men finding it.

The batteries must have rusted by now anyway

oh, and chinese ball thingies
tried them but I click clacked when I walked

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lisa lisa lisa :D/

I really like her
am I a bad judge of character
she’s too good for Mario

oh and theres a massive spider on my ceiling :shock:

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