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I used to like Candid Camera
Double Your Money
Take your Pick

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Awww Bad
So pleased you like it
Bless

(goes off to compile a list of questions she’d REALLY like to ask)

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Ewwwwwwwwwwww

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I’ve been advised by my GP to put on a little weight
I eat anything and everything and have managed to put on 4 lbs in a month
I no longer need a belt to keep my trousers up :D

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invites poli to her dinner party because I’ve smelt her armpits :wink:

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C**T

can a snail live if its shell has been damaged

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slugs seem to have multiplied though

*throws a whole packet of slug pellets in her borders*

stuff the hedgehogs 8)

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I’ve never tried celibate
is it better than the missionary???

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hedgehogs are another animal slowly declining

I never use slug pellets anymore for that reason
and make sure part of my garden is left a little wild so they can have cover
(well thats my excuse)

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without googling….

Cher

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