boojangle

Testicle, who am I to say how anyone should be.

Each to their own I say.

You can often tell if a person has been up to something by their eyebrows you know.

Most people like a bit of fine dining.

Testicle, is this your vision of the male of the future?

https://youtu.be/ZjVQOjBPJ_o

Testicle, just set your phone to vibrate, the hardest part is trying not to flinch if you get an unexpected call, especially if your stood in a supermarket queue at the time. 

Dearyme

All depends where you’re asking them to sit I suppose

Oral sex, is that like phone sex? 

Of course and with a healthy serving of sauce 

It’s just so google knows I have more letters on my laptop than P, O, R and N 

That’s another one of your faults, you keep using words that I have to google 

All i said was three must have wronguns in it now and not be full of fine upstanding folk like when i used to go in ……… yeah that really looked like i was being serious didn’t it now. 

Kin ell it was a tongue in cheek comment and it gets removed, I guess being glitterized is more acceptable, this place never changes.

Testicle, it goes on in all countries, the slimey frogs included, they just hide it better coz after all the stinking foookas are the world’s greatest lovers.

Brings a whole knew meaning to “they have a sparkling complexion”. 

Looks like 3 is full of wronguns these days, not like when I used to frequent it, it was full of fine upstanding folk 

Bad mixture, they must be right w@nkers, literally 

People with conveniently short foookin memories.

First one for the childhood family Christmas memories and the second for the singalong steaming at a party memories.

Had to be done.

Shaggy was as cool as they come, had a few imaginary mic moments with his songs, I was almost him