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I know more about John McCririck than i do John McCain,i thought the only famous McCain was the one that makes oven chips. :?

You think you got it bad,how about this foooka that’s outside the Crown courts in Middlesbrough town centre,not sure if the purpose of it’s to make ya think ya sober when really ya walkin slightly wobbly legged after ya have had a few :D

For the record,i think the Angel is quite impressive.

Indebted O:)

Nice aunty :)

@sharongooner wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

true

throw in an arbituary refrain

To be sure

you soften my heart

Get some exercise done then,lazy git :wink:

(got it right that time)

@toybulldog wrote:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Of course not…it would be a spiteful and petty thing to do.

innit

Yip

Virgin

Giant strides/Great strides

I used to be woke at 4am prompt by my elder Sister every year.

My favourite present has to be my first bike,as for the worst,well there’s two and both were the same year,i got a stuffed foookin Koala bear from some family friends who had emigrated to Australia and an animal skin waistcoat from some Chinese family friends,foook knows what it was…[Read more]

Predictable

Windy :-

@Reason wrote:

There has to be lots of smutty chopper comments but i wont get ya thread deleted :wink:

I used to have a chopper btw :shock: :D

(….until it was surgically removed :lol: ……Ed)

Who the foooks Ed?? :?

Oh and the remark was tongue in cheek in the first place BTW,so a little bit wasted me thinks.

@bon bon wrote:

don’t look at me that way !!!

Jeeze
how many 3 letter words are there 8)

I know a few four letter ones i could use right now. :D

:evil: :?

Lasagne :? 8-[ [-o< :wink:

Jam

that could only be compared to the smell of a morning dump the morning after being out on the town,drinking guinness and eating …..

There has to be lots of smutty chopper comments but i wont get ya thread deleted :wink:

I used to have a chopper btw :shock: :D

(….until it was surgically removed :lol: ……Ed)

Quite a few to be honest.

My Dad who put up with me for almost 40 years before he was suddenly taken from mine and my families lives,ever the gentleman but God help any foooka that wronged him.

My Mam,bless her,in ill health but still putting up with the trouble that bearing 5 kids brings.

I agree with GM on Mother Theresa,if she failed to…[Read more]

Halloween is the biggest test of the year for blackout blinds. :-