boojangle

Not stabbin the foooker in the hand with ya fork when they nick a chip :evil:

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Aardvark

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Butty

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

What about when ya have one of them new fangled bogs that does the economy half flush,it’s not always powerful enough to shift a stubborn log so ya end up doing three or four flushes to shift it…………false economy or what!!! :roll:

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

@*Sian wrote:

Oh my god!!! Not another JC wedding! :shock:

Soz i know it’s not a thread for bickering :oops:

But wtf is wrong with two people finding happiness ?????……….ya miserable foookin trout :twisted:

Remember ….. i don’t foookin care

Awwww lotty,the nasty foookas xxx …………tell em if they don’t let ya stay,they gonna get kicked up the rissole by the NettySwackered one :twisted:

Remember…..i don’t foookin care

Lotty…… have the Aussies stuck a government health warning on you yet?? :-

Was funny though =D>

Remember….. i don’t foookin care

@PATS wrote:

i love the people who take pains to post in a poll and emphatically point out tthat they have a busy schedule and only come here when absolutely forced too. :lol: :lol:

I only come here for the tea and biscuits….oh and to warm me rissole on the radiator :shock:

Remember….. i don’t foookin care

@*Sian wrote:

FFS it hardly takes much of a brain to come up with a post of this kind, does it? :? :lol:

Seems to have caused quite a bit of interest though dunnit??

As for the Charles thing,i forgot people on-line never lie about their identity!! :^o …….so the man i saw in forum 3 yesterday with the “14inchdong”must have a terrible limp -…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@MEMORY wrote:

Sorry to be pedantic but in modern english it is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with a conjuction. :)

Perhaps in idiomatic English but surely not in correct grammatical English. One would certainly never end a sentence with a preposition …. either.

BTW what is a ”conjuction”???

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@Forget Me Not wrote:

Finally! the ball’s in my court now (evil laughter) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Flatworms are hermaphrodites with two sharp-ended penises. the mating ritual consists of two of them vying to pierce each other’s skin with their penises. The first to land a successful blow earns the right to be the male and…

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@MEMORY wrote:

Sorry to be pedantic but in modern english it is perfectly acceptable to begin a sentence with a conjuction. :)

Be what ya want lol…..i’m all excited,i got me my very own stalker,although the daft auld faggot did once post a pic of me that wasn’t actually me….goes with the age ya know,and sitting at home pretending he has money…[Read more]

@Man in Beds wrote:

@Reason wrote:

Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop – weren’t all…

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@Reason wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

any useless bits of information you would like to amaze us with………

The words moonbeam, generous & champion were all invented by Shakespeare :shock:

If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.

It’s just the same sum in reverse,but with…

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@bon bon wrote:

any useless bits of information you would like to amaze us with………

The words moonbeam, generous & champion were all invented by Shakespeare :shock:

If you take any number, double it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer will always be 5.

It’s just the same sum in reverse,but with different…[Read more]

Isn’t Pb the chemical abbreviation for lead??……..and we all know how dense lead is :roll:
Think the Latin for lead is plum bum,i wont even go there :wink: …….. i dunno,it’s all Greek to me.

Just shows the odd lesson i went to – in between smoking behind the gym and going to the betting shop – weren’t all wasted =D>

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

People say they don’t care (I don’t btw)

You say…whooooshhh… (Nice impression of a firework might i just say) Although you’ve added two don’t know/care options to the poll. You need to check yourself in at the wackyshack my dear for you are one spanner short of a toolbox.

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@*Sian wrote:

I think the name Charles kinda gives it away :D

I am aka NettySwackers but it doesn’t mean me backy pouch is drippin with sweat :roll:

Remember……i don’t foookin care

@lotty wrote:

@Reason wrote:

@lotty wrote:

spend most my time working in the garden and round the house ,,,,, rest tryen ti figure out most of the posts ive read ,,,, guess i need to come in here more often to understand sum of you guys cus gotta say sum of yas worry me :shock: :shock:

OI lotty,me thought ya was on my side

Me not lubs ya…

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@ForumHostPB wrote:

Look would you lot all make up your minds please.

Either: according to PATS “Page didn’t even use Forum 3”
or/
According to bon bon “She did use Forum 3 but it was during the day mainly”

Also there is a clear asumption that “Page” is female …. but since nobody has ever met or seen “her” ….. how do you know???

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